@zachschickenshack.bsky.social
I’m watching “The Year Without a Santa Claus” and everyone has 4 fingers - not just Mrs. Claus and the elves and Heat Miser and them but that buck toothed human kid too. Fuck’s happening here?
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m watching “The Year Without a Santa Claus” and everyone has 4 fingers - not just Mrs. Claus and the elves and Heat Miser and them but that buck toothed human kid too. Fuck’s happening here?
Watching FOX News is like watching a broadcast from that alternate reality where the Confederate States won the Civil War.
December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Watching FOX News is like watching a broadcast from that alternate reality where the Confederate States won the Civil War.
Just get him out of office before we start building those stupid boats. Cybertrucks of the sea, those.
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just get him out of office before we start building those stupid boats. Cybertrucks of the sea, those.
They’re so dumb. They take down a picture of Trump with some women/girls allegedly because they want to “protect the victims” but then they realize if that’s the case, Trump’s right there grinning like a goon with said “victims.” So they put the shit back up.
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
They’re so dumb. They take down a picture of Trump with some women/girls allegedly because they want to “protect the victims” but then they realize if that’s the case, Trump’s right there grinning like a goon with said “victims.” So they put the shit back up.
If one mord post in my feed spells pedophile “pedaphile” I’m off BlueSky. I can’t take it.
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If one mord post in my feed spells pedophile “pedaphile” I’m off BlueSky. I can’t take it.
Think he’ll declassify the UAP files before tomorrow? That would be an A plus distraction.
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Think he’ll declassify the UAP files before tomorrow? That would be an A plus distraction.
So that was AI?
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So that was AI?
OTDDS =
On Trump’s Dick Derangement Syndrome. That’s what they got.
On Trump’s Dick Derangement Syndrome. That’s what they got.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
OTDDS =
On Trump’s Dick Derangement Syndrome. That’s what they got.
On Trump’s Dick Derangement Syndrome. That’s what they got.
Trump’s reclassifying weed so him and/or his damn kids can sell “Trump Buds” or some shit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Trump’s reclassifying weed so him and/or his damn kids can sell “Trump Buds” or some shit.
Sonofabitch. Are people posting “Release the Epstein files” just to get likes? Is that what this redundancy is about? Because I keep wondering why anyone would think they’d get released before December 19th. It’s like honking in traffic: totally futile. If it’s to get likes and boost feeds? YUCK.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sonofabitch. Are people posting “Release the Epstein files” just to get likes? Is that what this redundancy is about? Because I keep wondering why anyone would think they’d get released before December 19th. It’s like honking in traffic: totally futile. If it’s to get likes and boost feeds? YUCK.
It’s obvious but what worries me is that they’re acting like an opposition party will never come to power again.
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s obvious but what worries me is that they’re acting like an opposition party will never come to power again.
Am I the only one who sometimes sees a painting of Anthony Bourdain and wonders why someone would ever hang a portrait of Jeffery Epstein up anywhere?
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Am I the only one who sometimes sees a painting of Anthony Bourdain and wonders why someone would ever hang a portrait of Jeffery Epstein up anywhere?
You know that pipe bomber is straight up MAGA because they ain’t said shit about him since he was arrested.
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You know that pipe bomber is straight up MAGA because they ain’t said shit about him since he was arrested.
At the next press conference I want a reporter to ask Trump to talk about the Biden administration more just to see what happens.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
At the next press conference I want a reporter to ask Trump to talk about the Biden administration more just to see what happens.
All that Somali shit they’re saying is mad racist and plays to tropes and stereotypes so easily identifiable as such that it’s blowing my mind, man.
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
All that Somali shit they’re saying is mad racist and plays to tropes and stereotypes so easily identifiable as such that it’s blowing my mind, man.
Just real quick: how is basket of deplorables so offensive but garbage people Somalis okay? Oh wait. Racism. Got it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just real quick: how is basket of deplorables so offensive but garbage people Somalis okay? Oh wait. Racism. Got it.
This is driving me nuts and I need someone to explain it to me. According to the administration there are a ton of undocumented killers in this country. They’re hidden and living among us. 1/
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is driving me nuts and I need someone to explain it to me. According to the administration there are a ton of undocumented killers in this country. They’re hidden and living among us. 1/
According to the news Americans are always “looking for answers.” This is a bad sign.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
According to the news Americans are always “looking for answers.” This is a bad sign.
After Babbit, this would be the second female service member he got killed with his over the top nonsense.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
After Babbit, this would be the second female service member he got killed with his over the top nonsense.
Fucked up my first thought is “false fliechstag.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fucked up my first thought is “false fliechstag.”
That Trump “let’s make a new name for Trumpublican” or whatever post feels like phishing. Everyone’s got a (good/funny) name suggestion to post and then boom. Hooked. Don’t like it. Chum.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That Trump “let’s make a new name for Trumpublican” or whatever post feels like phishing. Everyone’s got a (good/funny) name suggestion to post and then boom. Hooked. Don’t like it. Chum.
How does a guy who hates Chinese people and hates Black people demand that a movie starring a Chinese guy and a Black guy get made and it does? Studio head is stupido head on that. Donald’s the only dude who wants to see a Rush Hour 4 and he’ll probably be dead by the time it wraps.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How does a guy who hates Chinese people and hates Black people demand that a movie starring a Chinese guy and a Black guy get made and it does? Studio head is stupido head on that. Donald’s the only dude who wants to see a Rush Hour 4 and he’ll probably be dead by the time it wraps.
This may be an unpopular opinion but I’d bet 80% of Trump’s “crazy” posts are written by Steven Cheung. It doesn’t make things any better.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This may be an unpopular opinion but I’d bet 80% of Trump’s “crazy” posts are written by Steven Cheung. It doesn’t make things any better.
Who remembers when the liner notes to hip hop records were basically a wall of shout outs to damn near every rapper in existence at the time? Those were great. Loved ‘em.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Who remembers when the liner notes to hip hop records were basically a wall of shout outs to damn near every rapper in existence at the time? Those were great. Loved ‘em.
If the President wasn’t going to have them do illegal shit why’d all the JAG lawyers get fired?
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If the President wasn’t going to have them do illegal shit why’d all the JAG lawyers get fired?