Dangerous morning to be a microwave
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dangerous morning to be a microwave
The fact you don’t get fries with your burger in 2025 should tell you all you need know about the ends times we find ourselves in
June 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The fact you don’t get fries with your burger in 2025 should tell you all you need know about the ends times we find ourselves in
Staring at the Eclipse?
No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
April 8, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Staring at the Eclipse?
No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
I miss my chiropractor 😢
April 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I miss my chiropractor 😢
We use to be a proper country
March 8, 2024 at 2:24 AM
We use to be a proper country
Guys will do anything except tie their vans
February 4, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Guys will do anything except tie their vans
Ending another year with 0 kids
December 31, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Ending another year with 0 kids
Our Baja, who blasts in Heaven
November 22, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Our Baja, who blasts in Heaven
so sad, all of my short friends won’t be available in december bc they’re helping santa make presents
October 31, 2023 at 3:42 PM
so sad, all of my short friends won’t be available in december bc they’re helping santa make presents
Got my copy of #spiderman2 can’t wait to play it
October 20, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Got my copy of #spiderman2 can’t wait to play it
I will say….very interesting timeline we’ve been in since that zoo shot the gorilla
October 4, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I will say….very interesting timeline we’ve been in since that zoo shot the gorilla
PSA - If you’re attractive it’s okay to also spend time spend time on your personality
October 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
PSA - If you’re attractive it’s okay to also spend time spend time on your personality
Creed fucks so hard. Bangers only.
October 2, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Creed fucks so hard. Bangers only.
When did existing become so expensive?!
August 25, 2023 at 9:12 PM
When did existing become so expensive?!
Horses get farted on more than any other animal
August 24, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Horses get farted on more than any other animal
Babe wake up new mugshots dropped
August 24, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Babe wake up new mugshots dropped
Everything went downhill after Harambe left this world
August 24, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Everything went downhill after Harambe left this world