An impromptu squirrel Haiku:

Furry little friend:
Why run? Those seeds are from me -
You pea-brained dipshit

Real, live (not stuffed) raptors from an Arboretum lecture last night by OWL (Operation WildLife). What absolutely incredible creatures.

I…CANNOT…bring myself to watch Comrade Trump’s speech tonight. His voice alone - he could be reading Shakespeare for all it matters - unsettles me…

This…is how you treat a fellow human being who is a patriot simply trying to save his country from an unjust land grab.

In the immortal words of the great philosopher “Tater Salad”…

“…I don’t know how many clamps I have, but I know how many I’m gonna use…”

Follow me here:

If you boycott sales on a specific day to make a point, only to (I’m guessing) just buy that stuff on another day…what have you accomplished??

Do ideas have mass?

A revelation (pardon the pun):

Trump WAS in fact sent by God. It’s in [my own personal interpretation of] the bible [and the bible IS the word of God], wherein Isaiah 11:6 says “…and a little child shall lead them…”

…and he is.

Praise Be…

Friends (Romans, if you’re listening),

This morning I bring you alarming news of apocalyptic proportions (well, 1.12-pound cylindrical proportions, but let’s stay focused people!):

There’s a ?supply-chain issue affecting the availability of Ovaltine.

Please shelter in place until further notice.

Thank eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant JESUS that DJT is finally focusing on something serious, for once. This is - I can only assume - part of his agenda to “Make America Suck Again.”

www.yahoo.com/news/trump-s...

Why is Ginger Ale not ale, but Ginger Beer is beer? 🤔

Black History Month begins: enjoy it while you still can…

“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king; the palace becomes a circus.”

Turkish Proverb

This is my Islay. The best damn non-human friend I’ve ever had (and - yes - up until 05/17/21, I was a devout dog person).

(you probably figured it out already, but I didn’t really use “Squeaky McFluffernutter”)

Soooo…now what? 🤔