Zack
@zackbs.bsky.social
Just a Zack machine, and I won't work for nobody but you. He/him
as a consultant I recognize the sweaty desperation behind "36%, down slightly from 42%", hoping nobody will notice the huge crater
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
as a consultant I recognize the sweaty desperation behind "36%, down slightly from 42%", hoping nobody will notice the huge crater
What did you switch to?
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What did you switch to?
To be extremely generous, "the moon was full in the sky and the sky was full of drones" sounds like the first line of a William Gibson novel or Godspeed You! Black Emperor
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
To be extremely generous, "the moon was full in the sky and the sky was full of drones" sounds like the first line of a William Gibson novel or Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Yeah it'll be a huge boon to conspiracy theorists, and they're already doing pretty well
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yeah it'll be a huge boon to conspiracy theorists, and they're already doing pretty well
A "4-D chess move" this is barely a 2-D chess move, come on
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A "4-D chess move" this is barely a 2-D chess move, come on
I learned all about this in a little documentary called "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I learned all about this in a little documentary called "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
And give up the Liebermentum?
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
And give up the Liebermentum?
It's pronounced "Hizzoner"
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It's pronounced "Hizzoner"
My first thought is Roseanne Barr but 30 years ago
November 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My first thought is Roseanne Barr but 30 years ago
this still drives me crazy. He was at a real fancy restaurant eating a steak burger! Dijon was appropriate!
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
this still drives me crazy. He was at a real fancy restaurant eating a steak burger! Dijon was appropriate!
Had enough time to say "you can't throw that to him" and it was gone
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Had enough time to say "you can't throw that to him" and it was gone
I bet if you had a detail on your own human body that looked like one of those brooches and buttons it would catch your eye pretty dang quick!
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I bet if you had a detail on your own human body that looked like one of those brooches and buttons it would catch your eye pretty dang quick!
Everyone loves symbols! It's like the main way people interact with society and make meaning. Symbols are powerful whether we want them to be or not
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everyone loves symbols! It's like the main way people interact with society and make meaning. Symbols are powerful whether we want them to be or not
Yeah man people absolutely hate it when landmarks get destroyed. You ever see Independence Day?
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yeah man people absolutely hate it when landmarks get destroyed. You ever see Independence Day?
If you're interested, the 3M Aura N95 is a comfortable option that does not rely on ears at all, you can get it at most hardware stores
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you're interested, the 3M Aura N95 is a comfortable option that does not rely on ears at all, you can get it at most hardware stores
This just completely baffles me because the YouTube listening experience sucks. I can't have YouTube on while using other apps the same way I can with spotify or an audio only podcast app
October 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This just completely baffles me because the YouTube listening experience sucks. I can't have YouTube on while using other apps the same way I can with spotify or an audio only podcast app
All I can think of is "the ghost of zack"
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
All I can think of is "the ghost of zack"
I usually see "service members"
September 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I usually see "service members"