zacknroll.bsky.social
@zacknroll.bsky.social
Dear internet,

Don’t push your ugly little fucking dolls on me. I don’t want no labubalu.

Thanks.
May 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Checking for ID is part of Due process… so please stop talking about IDs. They are just putting people on planes. They aren’t checking IDs. I don’t know why this is baffling information.
April 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It doesn’t matter if he’s MS-13. He’s not, but it also doesn’t matter. Everyone gets due process, or eventually no one will. This is a line we have to demand they don’t cross.
April 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Even if he is MS-13, it doesn’t matter. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring him the fuck back. Just do it. These are the things that are going to test whether we have a democracy or a fascist dictatorship.
April 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For the love of everything that is good and decent in the world, can we all please agree to never ever comment or engage with the Russian bot posts? Please? I’m begging of all of you.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hear me out. Maybe basing our economy on a horse race style betting system where rich folks bet on their favorite corporations and can avoid taxes by doing it, was a bad plan.
April 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The only people who have the “who’s happier childless people, or Parents?” Conversation are people who are deeply unhappy and lack fulfillment. No one who is content gives a shit.
March 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Every single establishment democrat should be primaried until they change or leave
March 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The truth, the absolute truth, is that Trump is not the leader of the Republican Party, Vladimir Putin is.
March 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“Better to be a pig than a fascist” - Porco Rosso
March 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
America: land of the “This is really fucked up, but I have to go buy groceries and get the kids to school and go to work and make dinner, and pay bills, and then go to my second job so we all don’t die, so I guess I just gotta accept this new feudal dystopia.”
February 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
*mocking voice* “Musk isn’t even taking a salary. He’s just saving the US money.” …. Shut all of the fucks up. All of them. Every single fuck.
Trump administration says it has no plans to fulfill $400 million 'armored Tesla' contract
That's according to a public State Department procurement document. It comes as ethics experts raise conflict of interest questions about the chief executive of Tesla, Elon Musk, who is a close advise...
www.npr.org
February 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You know why the Illuminati conspiracy theory is so stupid. A cabal of Billionaires took over America by telling people immigrants caused inflation. It wasn’t even difficult and they did it in broad daylight.
February 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Has anyone regretted anything as much as Drake regrets Family Matters?
February 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In this world where we agree on nothing, We can all absolutely agree that the Tom Brady Snoop Dogg commercial was cringy af, right?
February 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I really wish conservatives truly understood how much DEI initiatives affect Veterans. There’s a reason the question is asked on nearly every job application you will ever fill out in your life. Meritocracies don’t exist.
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Tik-tok was a cool place for awhile but now, it’s just a big grift. I know it’s a little conspiratorial but I absolutely believe there were paid actors pretending to be leftists sowing the dissent for Kamala, Blaming a Vice president, a figure head, for the actions of another sovereign nation.
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Norrin Radd was the Herald of Galactus. Mitch McConnell is the Herald of of Trump. Motherfucker discovered the planet for this fat fuck to eat.
February 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Don’t give Mitch McConnell a redemption arc. He started this. He rigged the system for the Trump/Musk oligarchy.
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lefts new slogan: Make airplanes stay in the air again. Might not fit on a hat.
February 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Leftists wanting democrats to run the country like fascists run the country is wild to me. Basically we want fascism, just my fascism, not their fascism.
February 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I guess I won’t be in an airplane for at least 4 years.
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Maybe the grocery prices was really the racism we found along the way.
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM