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Zack Wagner
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Software engineer, husband, father, fool
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I guess it’s Birch Beer in Pennsylvania
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Of course it’s not cooked in seed oils! Beef is not cooked in any oil!
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In Goodfellas (1990), he’s actually funny and I don’t think clowns are funny.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Midcentury Dystopian Horror: Your every whim will be taken care of, but you'll have to submit to a faceless government.

Contemporary Dystopia: You have to submit to a government that is always up in your face, selling you shit and you have to pay for everything.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So I gamed the algorithm. I’m a nervous flyer and part of my ritual is listening to Third Eye Blind’s greatest hits (I know).

This summer I flew to Puerto Rico
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
SoC has completely flipped personal computing upside down. For just about anything other than games it does everything very quickly.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten his eggs he laid!
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Zack Wagner
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
If only there was some sort of court case or trial that could determine whether or not soldiers can “just follow orders”
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think in general retail (and fast food) has gotten a lot more hostile in the new millennium. IMO, most stores don’t want you to be there any longer than your transaction. Which is just kind of grim when you think about it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It feels AI generated
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Thank you so much!
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Thanks for the positive vibes. Things are better. But there’s still a long way to go. “Parenting is not for wimps” is true!
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s true. We found her TikTok story asking her friends if she should do it. It’s all so much
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
She was in the hospital for a few days then inpatient and is now in a partial hospitalization program. She took something like 30 pills (she won’t give a straight answer, but we found empty blister packs) and it was ruled a suicide attempt by the hospital.
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My daughter (12) ODed last month. It was terrifying
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM