Shark cartilage? 😀

Yep, now if you’re trapped under debris and need help, you need to extricate yourself, go find FEMA and ask for assistance. I know it seems counterintuitive, but you just have to pull yourself up by your own boots straps. Anything else is fraud waste and abuse.
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I’ve always wondered how you pronounce XTIAN—is that SHTEE-uhn? EKS-chun? EX-tee-an?

Super silly us!
My biweekly peeve is biweekly. 😀

I believe this would be proper AP style in this case:

Katy Perry unaware she was already chosen to be jettisoned in space emergency

CMOS style would be:

Katy Perry Unaware She Was Already Chosen to Be Jettisoned in Space Emergency

Both with corrected grammar.

Yes. They are manufacturing cause so they can avoid paying unemployment.