Zak Bagans
@zakbagans.bsky.social
*Parody*
#DestinationsOfTheDamned premiere’s Oct 2
@streamonmax
@discoveryplus
Host/EP #GhostAdventures
@HauntedMuseum
*Parody*
#DestinationsOfTheDamned premiere’s Oct 2
@streamonmax
@discoveryplus
Host/EP #GhostAdventures
@HauntedMuseum
*Parody*
Fuck you you poser ass piece of shit long tittied short brained Darwin award nominated piss stained ashtray complexion having double wide mother fucker.
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fuck you you poser ass piece of shit long tittied short brained Darwin award nominated piss stained ashtray complexion having double wide mother fucker.
The clip is a horse pissing. I think it's a shitty show.
October 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The clip is a horse pissing. I think it's a shitty show.
As if it's a high bar.
October 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As if it's a high bar.
I'm not the real Zak Bagans, I'm just the real fake Zak Bagans.
October 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm not the real Zak Bagans, I'm just the real fake Zak Bagans.
I'm not sad, I work a job that doesn't pay well but helps people, and I make it work. When I'm dead no one else will do it and that makes me sad but it is what it is.
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm not sad, I work a job that doesn't pay well but helps people, and I make it work. When I'm dead no one else will do it and that makes me sad but it is what it is.
Look if I really were Zak I'd do more with that money, we're in the same boat, I probably make less than you actually.
September 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Look if I really were Zak I'd do more with that money, we're in the same boat, I probably make less than you actually.
I really don't care what you do bro, I think you should be able to sit at home and jack off all day if you really want to.
September 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I really don't care what you do bro, I think you should be able to sit at home and jack off all day if you really want to.
Convincing people that regular wagies like you and I actually care to do more about it/attack people because of it. Like there's not actually a war between devils and fascist.
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Convincing people that regular wagies like you and I actually care to do more about it/attack people because of it. Like there's not actually a war between devils and fascist.
Look I just say I how I feel. I try to be fair, but I don't think this kind of stuff is helping anyone, it's just getting people worked up and it's going to give the anti-trans people more ammo than they deserve. Like conservatives crash out every other day it'll pass.
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Look I just say I how I feel. I try to be fair, but I don't think this kind of stuff is helping anyone, it's just getting people worked up and it's going to give the anti-trans people more ammo than they deserve. Like conservatives crash out every other day it'll pass.
Lmfao dude I'm 25 it's a joke.
September 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lmfao dude I'm 25 it's a joke.
Are you 70? How the fuck can you use a phone and know what quaaludes are
September 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Are you 70? How the fuck can you use a phone and know what quaaludes are
Lmfao yeah I'm really Zak Bagans...
September 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Lmfao yeah I'm really Zak Bagans...
Yeah I'm sure June has been flooded with questions given their rhetoric in the past. I did the same to people who made fun of George Floyd, like it's not unheard of that most people draw the line at using dead people to further personal agendas.
September 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yeah I'm sure June has been flooded with questions given their rhetoric in the past. I did the same to people who made fun of George Floyd, like it's not unheard of that most people draw the line at using dead people to further personal agendas.
Warning others to be careful about what they say online because the right will over react is fear mongering. The same way the right fear mongered their own people by saying blm was going to introduce communism to the United States.
September 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Warning others to be careful about what they say online because the right will over react is fear mongering. The same way the right fear mongered their own people by saying blm was going to introduce communism to the United States.
The Republicans in my community, the ones I work with and talk to daily, don't care about transgendered people, they just don't think that should be tax funded for hormones/elective surgeries. The leftists I've talked to don't want to round up Republicans.
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Republicans in my community, the ones I work with and talk to daily, don't care about transgendered people, they just don't think that should be tax funded for hormones/elective surgeries. The leftists I've talked to don't want to round up Republicans.
He's pretty much the authority on "ghost" stuff in the US. Like he owned the Anabelle doll for a long time and shit and had it on display at his museum. He's not like Taylor Swift famous but he's not completely unheard of.
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
He's pretty much the authority on "ghost" stuff in the US. Like he owned the Anabelle doll for a long time and shit and had it on display at his museum. He's not like Taylor Swift famous but he's not completely unheard of.
Idk can you not use fucking Google?
September 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Idk can you not use fucking Google?
The guy who I'm parodying
a man in a blue jacket is holding a walkie talkie and says this is what a real ghost adventure looks like .
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is holding a walkie talkie and says this is what a real ghost adventure looks like .
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The guy who I'm parodying
Idk I just figured Zak Bagans parents are deceased since he's like pushing 50.
September 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Idk I just figured Zak Bagans parents are deceased since he's like pushing 50.
Well you'd have to be a ghost hunter to talk to my parents...
I think they say I'm an architect...
I think they say I'm an architect...
September 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Well you'd have to be a ghost hunter to talk to my parents...
I think they say I'm an architect...
I think they say I'm an architect...
Lmfao hunting ghost is a real job.
September 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lmfao hunting ghost is a real job.
Hey so did I, I made that last one! You gotta master paintdotnet so you can keep up!
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September 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey so did I, I made that last one! You gotta master paintdotnet so you can keep up!
Irons get to heat. They have a limit ya know.
September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Irons get to heat. They have a limit ya know.