Fruit you CAN put on cereal: Bananas, strawberries, and blueberries.

Fruit you CAN NOT put on cereal: Grapes, pineapple

Fruit you can MAYBE put on cereal: Blackberries, raspberries

Ya know, one silver lining of Muskrump is that when they crash the economy and make America an awful country to live in...rent might go down like, as much as 5%!

I hate that I accidentally go days without even thinking about bluesky, but have to uninstall Instagram just to avoid checking it every 15 minutes. That's the power of established social media.

On the other hand, things get old & die. Ask Facebook.

Somewhere out there a contractor is starting the process of getting a DUI which he will tell the story of for years to come.

@coolhandlurk.bsky.social Hello old friend! It's Chooky! It's actually great to find you, as I'm trying to recreate my late 2010s Twitter experience here, which you played a key role in. Hope you're doing well. Were you even the kind of person I'd say somethinglike that to? Idk, but I'm saying it.

What I really miss about old Twitter was just randomly finding all these smart, funny people. Sometimes it was obnoxious because they tried too hard, but I miss that.

I'm talking really old Twitter. I bounced as soon as I even heard rumors/jokes of Musk buying it.

Still on IG because misinformation still needs to be countered. Don't know if we should cede all of social media over to the fascists and the morons. Maybe this can be our HQ where we discuss strategy amongst ourselves, and popular social media can be our information war battlefields.

"The Pardons" Sounds like a good name for an overpriced apartment complex.