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Zak Jarvis
@zakjarvis.bsky.social
Artist, writer, extremely niche historian. He/him.
Links to my published fiction can be found on http://voidmonster.com

My collected writings on straight razors can be found at http://theshiveringbeggar.com

Tabula rasa accounts are auto-blocked.
When you see this, post an image from your galley to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It looks like her face was cut & pasted from a bunch of disparate photographs.

I think she must have been the manager in Fighting Baseball:
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Sumerians really got it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fortunately, the book lists its sources.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I only noticed this bit of custom engineering on my new bike because of a video review. The “quick release” is actually a multi-tool that mounts in the rear through-axel.
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
TFW you finally get a 250 year old joke you've been looking at for ten years.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Got the new bike home just in time to get spandexed up, hop on the saddle and ride to the main road before it started raining… and I don’t currently have glasses for riding in rain.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Because of Woke, you can no longer praise the graceful intercourse of your friend's recently deceased wife.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This is what was taken from us.

The original 1837 Cooke & Wheatstone electric telegraph.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you."
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The forest I was wandering around in today near Moss Beach.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Another very pleasant mushroom hike. Found many mushrooms. Still no Laccaria amethysteo-occidentalis.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I know JUST enough about mushrooms to never eat ANYTHING I find.

Especially ones that look like this:
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Many mushrooms on my hike today! None of what I was looking for though.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We are *owed* a Magnus the Robot Fighter movie with production design by Phil Hale.
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Maps of imaginary cosmologies.
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
No, really. Very equal opportunity.

This is a tree.
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is an equal opportunity shitposting environment.

If you would prefer a different blessing, here is the Joshua Tree "I just woke up this way" rock.
October 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Looking at the numbers I've run up on my bikes makes me feel pretty good.
October 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Left the house before dawn. Couldn’t easily stop until well after sunrise to get a picture, but I still got to watch the sun come up over the bay.
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM