Zakko
zakko.bsky.social
Zakko
@zakko.bsky.social
Purveyor of the Internet's Finest Wank.

Formerly @zakkorama on the dead bird
“She would have loved you” #HeatedRivalry
a woman in a green shirt is holding a cup of ice cream
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January 23, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Time to go to the Costco and load up on kleenex
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Well I can say definitively the magic number ain’t 5, that’s for damn sure.
January 23, 2026 at 6:15 AM
For those of you who have been in this cult, I mean fandom, longer than me, approximately how many times do you have to watch eps. 5 & 6 before you stop crying every time? #HeatedRivalry
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Reposted by Zakko
The Canucks showed the Skip kiss on the arena center screen, then flashed to Robbie sitting in the crowd. Robbie rose and ripped off his special pride jersey to reveal 🥁🥁 a Scott Hunter #21 Admirals jersey underneath. (I actually love this more than LIFE, hear me!) 😍😍 #HeatedRivalry
January 22, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I stand by my “review”: Breathtaking when they are racing. Complete shit when they aren’t. Fortunately, they are mostly racing.
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Who do I talk to about this 6-10 episodes a season bullshit? WE WANT 24 EPISODES A SEASON, OKAY?!!?
@moryan.bsky.social Do you know who I gotta talk to/scream at/burn in effigy? #HeatedRivalry
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m fine. #HeatedRivalry
a man in a black sweater is asking what is this salty discharge
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January 20, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I love that so many shows and movies show a non-tragic coming out. But for all of you who can’t come out, for all of you for whom it will never be safe to come out to your family, I see you. #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
“She would have loved you.” I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY. #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage
a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above her
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media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
“So much. So much it scares me.” Yeah, I’ll just be over here screaming. Oh. And now crying, too. #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage
a man with a mustache is laughing with his eyes closed .
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media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What if I just started screaming? #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:02 PM
ROFLMAO!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird.” I might not survive this episode. #HeatedRivalry #TheCottage
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM