Zach Ranier
@zaktastic.bsky.social
Husband, lib, dem, lawyer, cat guy
someone should’ve asked Pete Seat if that’s his natural hairline or a small woodland creature
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 AM
someone should’ve asked Pete Seat if that’s his natural hairline or a small woodland creature
guy had the personality of a stone
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
guy had the personality of a stone
you shouldn't have to--that's gold Jerry, gold
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
you shouldn't have to--that's gold Jerry, gold
also, I highly recommend looking up the story about someone mistaking him for Brad Pitt—it’s hilarious
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
also, I highly recommend looking up the story about someone mistaking him for Brad Pitt—it’s hilarious
good for them and man what a sad deal.
loved that dude’s writing over the years, too.
loved that dude’s writing over the years, too.
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
good for them and man what a sad deal.
loved that dude’s writing over the years, too.
loved that dude’s writing over the years, too.
Can you please start calling him Chilly Mac?
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Can you please start calling him Chilly Mac?
in all fairness Tuberville is a deeply stupid man who may just have been confused
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
in all fairness Tuberville is a deeply stupid man who may just have been confused
and now for the other side of the debate here’s a protest song from some angry hick on youtube
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
and now for the other side of the debate here’s a protest song from some angry hick on youtube
looks like beer is his kryptonite
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 AM
looks like beer is his kryptonite
good thing she doesn‘t look suspicious or anything
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 AM
good thing she doesn‘t look suspicious or anything
he’s a people person damn it, he works with the customer!
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
he’s a people person damn it, he works with the customer!
and to think I went to that gun’s bar mitzvah…
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
and to think I went to that gun’s bar mitzvah…
yes but with extra feta this time damn it
January 28, 2026 at 1:06 PM
yes but with extra feta this time damn it
worst name ever for an ice cream shop
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
worst name ever for an ice cream shop
careful, that dude‘ll spray some bullets into the ground before his wife can puke on you
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
careful, that dude‘ll spray some bullets into the ground before his wife can puke on you
and a shitty one at that
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
and a shitty one at that
as Kent Brockman once said, people say the “fake” pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and extremely foul mouth
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 PM
as Kent Brockman once said, people say the “fake” pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and extremely foul mouth
just goes to show everyone hates Ted Cruz, even other worthless sacks of shit
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
just goes to show everyone hates Ted Cruz, even other worthless sacks of shit
he has the plaintive look of a man who knows deep down no one likes him, not even him
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 PM
he has the plaintive look of a man who knows deep down no one likes him, not even him
maybe if we buy her a bunch of cigs and diapers she won’t run again
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 PM
maybe if we buy her a bunch of cigs and diapers she won’t run again
in Thiel’s case it just means he’s freshly molted
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
in Thiel’s case it just means he’s freshly molted
new hand, no wrist
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
new hand, no wrist
fwiw you laughed quite normally on msnow this past weekend:)
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
fwiw you laughed quite normally on msnow this past weekend:)