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Zalius
@zalius.bsky.social
She/he/it I guess
useless but cute
says "meow" out loud unironically
likes rain
Unfortunately complicated gender identity
Ask me about my half life 2 maps
I agree with this message
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I would suck a fart out of their ass like a bong rip and blow it out my nose idgaf anymore
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Fastest repost of my life
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Real
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
He's not but I wish
December 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I had to fight myself so hard to choose characterizing Adler properly over pushing my slut Adler agenda
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Storch: loud as all fuck, very aggressive about it, not actually the loudest
Star: legitimately the loudest, not trying to be unlike storch
Adler: workplace appropriate levels of noise
Falke: does not produce any sound whatsoever
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Elster: a little shy, not particularly loud
Ara: pretty loud, very industrial technique
Eule: starts quiet, gets loud, apologizes and goes quiet again, restarting the cycle
Kolibri: very loud, suppresses other's ability to recognize the sound with bioresonance
Mynah: light slurping sounds
(Contd)
December 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
(The Adler is being used as a communal fleshlight)
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pretty and ough
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM