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Zander_te
@zanderte.bsky.social
Chaotic Geordie Gemini with ADHD.
Throwback to when I dressed as Your Dads Worst Nightmare for Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Tuesgay.
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Asking the hive mind- has anyone ever flown with a CPAP machine? DM me I have a bit of a problem and I’m flying on Friday!
October 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If you’re built like this, marry me
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The amount to which society, and the gay community treat people who aren’t gym fit, or hairless Greek gods, as something lesser or undesirable or unsexy is really fucking grating. Just because you have abs doesn’t mean you’re not a cunt.

Sincerely, a hairy chunky beefy hairy lad.
October 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is it time to hibernate for winter?
October 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Lady Gaga. Mayhem Ball. London Night 4. Best night of my life.
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Anyone call for a cowboy?
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
New hair new me
September 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Really start using Bluesky again. Hello! Anyone there?
September 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
June 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
2025 really is the year where my life has fallen apart, I’m probably having some form of breakdown and life feels like a rollercoaster I can’t stop or get off.

I just don’t wanna be like this anymore
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
June 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Chonking my way through life.
June 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Happy 32nd birthday to me. 32 trips around the the sun and I’m still a little bitch.
June 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
It’s me. I am brat.
June 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just screaming into the void that having ADHD, diagnosed anxiety and depression and extreme levels of stress and burnout is ruining my life and I just can’t function or cope anymore.
June 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Mighty Hoopla Day 2. Lets go!
June 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’m taking the accusations of being scruffy to a whole new level.
May 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Posted an ass pic for about 30 seconds before deleting. If you saw. You’re welcome.
May 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Came down with Norovirus last Saturday while watching Eurovision. 6 days later I only now feel slightly like a human being. It’s rife throughout London so be careful everyone!
May 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Sincerely disappointed that #FcF isn’t a thing anymore and I don’t see dick all over my timeline.
May 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Do people still use X/Twitter for Alt accounts? Asking for… well me.
May 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Being a thicc, stocky, heavy boy in this heat isn’t going well. I’m struggling guys. It’s too much.
May 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Facebook reminding me that 5 years ago, at the height of the Panny D, I bleached my hair silver and it lasted about a week. What a time to be alive.
May 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM