I consider myself socially liberal but fiscally fascist

Santa with OCD:

🎶He’s making a list

He’s checking it twice, he’s gonna find—he’s checking the list again to be safe

He’s g—

Wait he’s checking it again it bc if he leaves off on an odd # he’ll get cancer

Ok he’s done that last one felt right

He’s gonna fi—nope ok he’s checking the list again🎶

This checks out, Brian Thompson wasn’t this guy’s first time giving back shots 😮‍💨😰

The worst dudes from your high school frantically deleting CEO of Bad Bitches from their About You section on Facebook