Why is it that brand and visual identity managers are the villain why are you so personally offended when I tell you you cant send out a blue page with white writing that has uneven spacing and spelling mistakes to stakeholders???

Trying to put together a mood board for the photography for our kids pack and Pinterest not letting me search ‘kids photography’ is making me feel weird about it

Metal elitists are so tragic lol listen to some girlypop and stfu

Whenever I’m in a foreign country my brain thinks it broken English can anyone tell me what that’s about

I’m more catholic than any American

Trades are the only professions where I’d trust you to do a good job less if you were clean

Forgetting to untick automatic creative on Facebook ads will be the death of me

Things that should be illegal

Loud vehicles
Cars near my home
People being near my home
Motorbikes past 3pm
Cars and people outside my home
Shouting
People existing outside when I am inside

I don’t post pictures of my boyfriend lest the warlocks capture his spirit through his image and hold it captive in exchange for my unearthly joy and innocence

First order of business. I believe if you gave birth standing up the baby would learn to walk quicker as they have a more vertical understanding of gravity. Thank you.