His uncles are called Klint, Klay and Kole.
His brothers? Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman.
His brothers? Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
His uncles are called Klint, Klay and Kole.
His brothers? Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman.
His brothers? Kager, Kinston, Kash and Kidman.
I think you might want to reassign whoever writes your headlines.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think you might want to reassign whoever writes your headlines.
This sounds like the kind of really bad advice one would give to a victim of spousal abuse.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This sounds like the kind of really bad advice one would give to a victim of spousal abuse.
I’m sorry but what were you expecting them to say?
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m sorry but what were you expecting them to say?
"Apartheid is OK if it's being perpetrated by Jews." -- You, above.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Apartheid is OK if it's being perpetrated by Jews." -- You, above.
I'm still admiring the bubble-jet-on-paper aesthetic. I'm thinking of a suburban conference center, or perhaps a discount wedding venue.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm still admiring the bubble-jet-on-paper aesthetic. I'm thinking of a suburban conference center, or perhaps a discount wedding venue.
You’ve just posted evidence of a crime. It is illegal to photograph a completed ballot in New York. Why do you suppose that is? Take all the time you need.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You’ve just posted evidence of a crime. It is illegal to photograph a completed ballot in New York. Why do you suppose that is? Take all the time you need.
Do you think normal people take pictures of their ballots to keep on file in case someone at some future date demands evidence of fealty to the Democratic Party? There’s a reason photographing your ballot is illegal.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Do you think normal people take pictures of their ballots to keep on file in case someone at some future date demands evidence of fealty to the Democratic Party? There’s a reason photographing your ballot is illegal.
“nepo baby” now means that his parents had jobs and that he grew up with central heating.
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“nepo baby” now means that his parents had jobs and that he grew up with central heating.
I remember being instructed to reject any gifts worth more than 20 dollars and to eat only finger foods while standing up. I took the same oath they did and I'm trying really really hard not to feel like a chump for taking it literally.
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I remember being instructed to reject any gifts worth more than 20 dollars and to eat only finger foods while standing up. I took the same oath they did and I'm trying really really hard not to feel like a chump for taking it literally.
You just need a notary public. Just ask Calvin Coolidge or Calvin Coolidge’s father.
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You just need a notary public. Just ask Calvin Coolidge or Calvin Coolidge’s father.
His leapfrogging over local government is especially suspicious given that this is New England, where even an introvert can get elected to the board of selectmen.
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
His leapfrogging over local government is especially suspicious given that this is New England, where even an introvert can get elected to the board of selectmen.
My favorite JD Drew tidbit is that his real initials are DJ Drew but he flipped them around for some reason.
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My favorite JD Drew tidbit is that his real initials are DJ Drew but he flipped them around for some reason.
So much of Arlington is being ruined by these infill monstrosities, and they *all* look like that. Give me a 90-year-old 3br/1.5ba Cape Cod any day.
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So much of Arlington is being ruined by these infill monstrosities, and they *all* look like that. Give me a 90-year-old 3br/1.5ba Cape Cod any day.
I doubt it, but the constant and rather weird anti-old-people rhetoric is bound to stick in someone’s craw.
October 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I doubt it, but the constant and rather weird anti-old-people rhetoric is bound to stick in someone’s craw.
You want context? It has been 16 years since a part 121 air carrier had a fatal crash caused by human error, and in that case both humans were white. If you’re worried about a pilot’s race or sex you’re by definition a bigot.
September 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You want context? It has been 16 years since a part 121 air carrier had a fatal crash caused by human error, and in that case both humans were white. If you’re worried about a pilot’s race or sex you’re by definition a bigot.
Literally the last thing he said is that black victims of gun violence deserve an asterisk, but I don’t think anything will stop you from spending the weekend doing whatever this is.
September 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Literally the last thing he said is that black victims of gun violence deserve an asterisk, but I don’t think anything will stop you from spending the weekend doing whatever this is.
Unless I’m misremembering, wasn’t Mr. Liddy partial to the Chevy Chase Circle treatment?
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Unless I’m misremembering, wasn’t Mr. Liddy partial to the Chevy Chase Circle treatment?
He probably scuttled off to sign an executive order mandating that they rename the stadium after someone else.
September 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
He probably scuttled off to sign an executive order mandating that they rename the stadium after someone else.
Why doesn’t France just PNG the fucker?
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why doesn’t France just PNG the fucker?
Second pic reminds me of how Chernenko looked after they pickled him. We probably don't have the tech, but the Soviets could even make him blink and wave.
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Second pic reminds me of how Chernenko looked after they pickled him. We probably don't have the tech, but the Soviets could even make him blink and wave.