Just googled "When does Vineland get good?"
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Just googled "When does Vineland get good?"
If you are bitten by a godzilla you become a godzilla.
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
If you are bitten by a godzilla you become a godzilla.
I watched that awful Captain America movie like four months ago and don't remember anything from it other than the president was a Hulk.
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I watched that awful Captain America movie like four months ago and don't remember anything from it other than the president was a Hulk.
Romance fantasy? Like "Lord of the Rings"?
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Romance fantasy? Like "Lord of the Rings"?
Stranger Things should have been three seasons and a movie.
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Stranger Things should have been three seasons and a movie.
A lot of people like that really lame comedian.
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
A lot of people like that really lame comedian.
Stranger Things is just Stephen King's IT.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Stranger Things is just Stephen King's IT.
"animation" is not a genre.
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"animation" is not a genre.
Won a game of Brawl on Arena with one card left in my library. Christmas miracle.
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Won a game of Brawl on Arena with one card left in my library. Christmas miracle.
I hope I'm a movie critic some day so I can post a best of the year list with a bunch of movies that don't get a proper release until the next year.
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hope I'm a movie critic some day so I can post a best of the year list with a bunch of movies that don't get a proper release until the next year.
It's crazy how SNL is this big cultural thing but is almost never talked about being actually funny or interesting. It's just inertia from being on TV for 50 years.
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's crazy how SNL is this big cultural thing but is almost never talked about being actually funny or interesting. It's just inertia from being on TV for 50 years.
If you watch A Muppet Christmas Carol and don't have a good time it means you are not a fun person.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If you watch A Muppet Christmas Carol and don't have a good time it means you are not a fun person.
I think a lot of people's sincerely held beliefs are basically mental illnesses.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I think a lot of people's sincerely held beliefs are basically mental illnesses.
To the tune of "Fuck the Pain Away":
Jingle all the way.
Jingle all the way.
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
To the tune of "Fuck the Pain Away":
Jingle all the way.
Jingle all the way.
Eggnog is disgusting and I love it.
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Eggnog is disgusting and I love it.
People who watch three new movies a year really like Sinners.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People who watch three new movies a year really like Sinners.
So when does The Chair Company get funny or interesting?
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So when does The Chair Company get funny or interesting?
Watched the Gwar documentary so now I'm listening to a bunch of Gwar. One of the few metal bands to embrace how silly metal music is.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Watched the Gwar documentary so now I'm listening to a bunch of Gwar. One of the few metal bands to embrace how silly metal music is.
Die Hard is a C+ movie.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Die Hard is a C+ movie.
Pierre Menard, Author of Mo Bamba
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Pierre Menard, Author of Mo Bamba
Why is everyone watching Gummo?
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why is everyone watching Gummo?
The way people talk about movies on Twitter is so boring. Everyone just likes the movies they're supposed to like.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The way people talk about movies on Twitter is so boring. Everyone just likes the movies they're supposed to like.
If you want a movie to exist and it doesn't you could try writing it?
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you want a movie to exist and it doesn't you could try writing it?