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Zᐰphod Baubledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally)
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Hoopy Gallifreyan Frood. Father, husband, Doctor Who, Star Wars, HHGTTG, Star Trek, Stargᐰte fanatic, Babylon 5 lover. Geek/Nerd/Gerd/Neek

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And now the Swedish Chef! Bork, bork bork.
The Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show in his kitchen, preparing Swedish meatballs. They are very springy, and he use like tennis balls. Behind the Chef is a bronze oven hood, several wooden shelves with various jars. The Chef is holding a tennis racket, and there is a large frying pan on the counter in front of him. Several of the springy meatballs are in it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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From that angle he's the spit of our Oliver!
Oliver, a black and white cat. Mostly white, with patches of black on his back, all his tail, and the top and left hand side of his face, and his left ear. Sugar, a tortoiseshell cat. Mainly white on her lower body, and a big black patch on her side. Both her ears are mainly ginger, and the ginger is mainly around her shoulders, bum and tail. They are, for once, both asleep on the sofa. It is a grey sofa, with the seat cushions covered with a darkish blue-green blanket, with Oliver asleep on something dark.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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*sigh*

My two, Sugar and Oliver have got used to the sound of the flea packet being opened, so I have to open it behind at least one closed door.
Oliver, a black and white cat. Mostly white, with patches of black on his back, all his tail, and the top and left hand side of his face, and his left ear. Sugar, a tortoiseshell cat. Mainly white on her lower body, and a big black patch on her side. Both her ears are mainly ginger, and the ginger is mainly around her shoulders, bum and tail. They are, for once, both asleep on the sofa. It is a grey sofa, with the seat cushions covered with a darkish blue-green blanket, with Oliver asleep on something dark.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Oliver, a black and white cat. Mostly white, with patches of black on his back, all his tail, and the top and left hand side of his face, and his left ear. Sugar, a tortoiseshell cat. Mainly white on her lower body, and a big black patch on her side.both her ears are mainly ginger, and the ginger is mainly around her shoulders, bum and tail. They are, for once, both asleep on the sofa. It is a grey sofa, with the seat cushions covered with a darkish blue-green blanket, with Oliver asleep on something dark.
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I bet @realpaulputner.bsky.social knows who's behind this...
A giant orange, played by Paul Putner, from Richard not Judy, surrounded by several bananas, two bunches of grapes, one white one black, and several oranges.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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hE sAiD hE wAs ThE oNlY oNe. ThE lAsT sUrViVoR oF hIs RaCe. He PrOmIsEd Me UnLiMiTeD rIcE pUdDiNg!!!!1!
Soldeed, of the First Skonnon Empire. The great scientist and engineer of Skonnos. He is the numpty who built the complex for Simon the Nimon. Played majestically by Graham Crowden, Soldeed teeters on the edge of insanity. He is wearing a a high very long and wide collar, a small coronet, and a gold weave on top of a black cape. He has a beard, so you know he's a baddie!
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I DO WISH WE COULD TAKE OFF THESE RIDICULOUS HIGH HEELS, AND PUT ALL THE CONTROLS ON ONE LEVEL. WHY WE HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE FLYING EVERYWHERE I DON'T KNOW...
Simon the Nimon greeting two of his chums, who are on the circle of life, the wheel of fortune... no, wait a minute, that's The Lion King... An Anthropomorphic bull, with big yellow horns, opening an egg shaped, metallic capsule that contains two more Nimon. (I wonder what their names are?) Funny, he said he was the The Last Of Their Race™...
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hello, it is I, Simon the Nimon. The Last Of My Race™. *wink*
(Simon) The Nimon from the visual presentation of the book of Dr Who and the Horns of Nimon. An Anthropomorphic bull, with big yellow horns, in their Power Complex. The wall behind it is partly banks of dials and switches, grills and a panel with lights.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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K9 has observed ball bearings on the console room ceiling.
The Doctor and K9 in the Tardis console room. He is wearing a grey coat, white coat, and an extraordinarily long multicoloured scarf. Not K9, the Doctor... K9's head is pointing upwards, due to an explosion. White walls with round things are in the background. A mushroom shaped, 6 sided console is to the left. The Doctor is played by Tom Baker, K9 in this moment of time, by David Brierly.
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A shot from outside the Beebledoc residence, looking up at the almost full moon at 5 to 9 at night. There is an arc of light around the moon. At thd bottom are various of my neighbours houses, a street lamp, a telegraph pole, and a few cars.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Hello, is this thing on?
The Doctor, still played by Tom Baker, no relation, is trying to communicate with a large green glowing creature, in a pit. He has his ear to a tentacle. I said *tentacle...* He is wearing a grey coat, white coat, and an extraordinarily long multicoloured scarf.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Someone has been having too much fun with silly string...
In the foreground, K9m, the electronic dog, definitely not made from tin, is covered in web. Two guards are placing him on a table. They are covered from head to foot in a dark uniform. Behind them, Madame Adrasta played by Myra Frances and Romana played by Lalla Ward are talking. Adrasta is wearing a dark turban, and a dark, form fitting outfit, with leggings. Romana is wearing a white dress. In the background is a grey wall, with a couple of concentric arches. The edge of a 5 sided shape can be seen.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The Doctor at the First Annual Statue Impersonation Day on Chloris.
The Doctor, in this incarnation played by Tom Baker, mouth wide open, left hand in the air, big curly hair. He is wearing a grey coat, white coat, and an extraordinarily long multicoloured scarf. I the background is a grey wall, with a couple of concentric arches. The edge of a 5 sided shape can be seen.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Exquisite!
John Cleese and Eleanor Bron as art critics.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Such fun...
Count Scarlioni played by Julian Glover, smiling, in a rather fetching cream suit, black shirt, and green tie.
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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David Haig as D. I. Derek Grim and Kevin Allen as D.C. Robert Kray in The Thin Blue Line. Grim is wearing a dark suit, and tie, with a white shirt. He is bald, with a wide, though not handlebar, moustache. Kray is wearing a dark jacket and white t-shirt. They are both in front of a light blue backdrop.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I saw this honking great inflatable snowman down the road earlier, and the word "honking" made me think of Col O'Neill, and that made me think of Stargᐰte.

It about 12 feet tall, and looks like it had a fez on. Fez's are cool! (Especially on top of a snowman...)
An out of focus, honking great inflatable snowman, probably with a hobking great space gun. From about 50 yards away, in the dark.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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A wooden crate with wooden banananananananas* inside. I know how spell it, but not how to stop... #GNUTerryPratchett
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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LASERS! *holds little finger to mouth*
A recreation of the Louvre. Count and Countess Scarlioni are directing a thug to wait before removing the recreation of the Mona Lisa. Julian Glover plays Count Scarlioni, Catherine Schell the Countess, and Mike Finbar or Anthony Powell as the thug.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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PAT GORMAN KLAXON!
Pat Gorman, a frequent extra/bit part player on British TV. Here he plays the uncredited Thug, alongside Pamela Stirling as Louvre Guide, and possibly Yvonne Gallagher as a Louvre Tourist.
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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David Cook revaluating his life choices...
David Cook as the original Geoffrey from Rainbow. Wearing a pale 70s shirt, which we can't make out the pattern, holding a hanky as he has just been slapped in the face by The War Bungle's sponge. In the background is a rainbow and a flat painted pinkish and with flowers.
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Or don't, whatever...
An advert for a snake game. You have to free multiple snakes, but some are blocking others. They are various colours.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
Gag Halfrunt, psychotherapist to Zaphod Beeblebrox inThe Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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👀👀
The original Bungle bonce from Rainbow. A small head, especially compared to the more familiar BoncyMcBonceface. But with large mad staring eyes!
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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If you see this, post a mobster.
Bela Oxmyx played by Anthony Caruso in the Star Trek episode A Piece of the Action. He is a Chicago inspired gangster. Blue grey suit, with subtle yellow and red stripes. Big glasses, but Dame Enda Everage big. Green tie with red spots, pale blue shirt.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM