This season’s obvious tactic of sitting back and defending after scoring has failed.

Absolutely agree.

Plus NINE! Where did that come from?

You’d think they could find someone better than him.

He’s not pulled anything out of the bag yet - looks like a giraffe on ice.

Looking more and more likely.

Warming the bench - or the bench warming him - is a step in the right direction. May his buttocks be comfortably heated as this evening’s events unfold.

We live in a time where no government is given any space at all to govern due to constant sniping and attempts to destabilise. Whether left or right, it’s a thankless task.

An insight into the fact that many evil, privileged people consider those beneath them or not like them to be disposable scum.

Easy win…

Lest we forget: most players’ loyalty is only to themselves. If they don’t play well the club dump them in a heartbeat. His agent may be trying to get a new deal but if the “big boys” promise Tino 300k a week he’ll pack his Vuitton luggage and be off. Like our former striker.

She is Princess Leia, he is Obi Wan. Once they find a Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, peace will reign and Obi Wan can retire to his allotment on Alderaan.

To be Grandad Grumps for a moment, kit colours should be based on what sports scientists identify is the easiest colour to see when playing. If that means pink and orange stripes give you an advantage, so be it. #nufc

What I enjoy is walking into a shop that’s NOT playing Christmas music.

I’ve tried several different techniques. All failed. The only thing that works is throwing them in the bin after Christmas and buying a new set in the sales.