Craig Johnson
@zappachump.bsky.social
Roger's most recent tour began with the announcement "If you're one of those 'I love Pink Floyd; but I cant stand Roger's politics' people, it might be in your best interests ...to fuck off down to the bar."
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Roger's most recent tour began with the announcement "If you're one of those 'I love Pink Floyd; but I cant stand Roger's politics' people, it might be in your best interests ...to fuck off down to the bar."
Me too. Didn't know it would be Pink Floyd's final tour.
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Me too. Didn't know it would be Pink Floyd's final tour.
Drug dealers are wondering if it's legal now to sell Honduran coke. /S.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Drug dealers are wondering if it's legal now to sell Honduran coke. /S.
I prefer the gritting of QoS, to the mindless action of CR.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I prefer the gritting of QoS, to the mindless action of CR.
Yeah. I looked more closely. It's a parody with Woody Allen.
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Yeah. I looked more closely. It's a parody with Woody Allen.
If you look at the list of "27 James Bond Films", Casino Royale is ALWAYS ranked as the worst.
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
If you look at the list of "27 James Bond Films", Casino Royale is ALWAYS ranked as the worst.
His decreasing health is a sign that 2026 is shaping up to be better than last year.
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
His decreasing health is a sign that 2026 is shaping up to be better than last year.
Part time golfer. Full time rapist.
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Part time golfer. Full time rapist.
Facebook Star Wars Fandom is every bit as toxic.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Facebook Star Wars Fandom is every bit as toxic.
I would love to see this.
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I would love to see this.
"Before you go, maybe you would be interested in our Amex Platinum plan. ...Snake? ...Snake?! ...ssssSNAAAAAKE!!!!"
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Before you go, maybe you would be interested in our Amex Platinum plan. ...Snake? ...Snake?! ...ssssSNAAAAAKE!!!!"
That poor dumpster.
December 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That poor dumpster.
Broadcast 3 years before Leonard Cohen's first album; and still the best documentary I've seen about him.
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Broadcast 3 years before Leonard Cohen's first album; and still the best documentary I've seen about him.
We Are The World Is Not Enough.
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We Are The World Is Not Enough.