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Zara
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Silly goose vibes. A serial hobbyist and collector of things and thoughts.

Hi, my name is Zara—like Sara with a Z.
Defrosting my uncrustable like I’m hatching a snack
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I go outside sometimes
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So if Eddie Murphy likes you enough, he commissions a ventriloquist dummy version of you that he keeps in his home?
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yes, I did dress up as a Xenomorph for Halloween and went to the museum.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I just knew the dental hygienist was gonna answer all my weird teeth questions when he saw my Yu-Gi-Oh! shirt and said he used to play.
October 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dressing for the female gaze this Halloween, so my costume is a Xenomorph.
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Teaching my kid cat care tips, “Okay, so there are very specific noises you need to be aware of. Like the sound of them eating something they’re not supposed to be eating…”
September 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just asked the guy who did the ceramic coating on my car which products to use for maintenance and washing, “It’s like my cars skincare routine, I wanna make sure I’m doing it right” because I take skincare routines seriously
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Pros of dating me: I’ll learn so much about you I’ll know you inside out as a person! 😇

Cons of dating me: I’LL LEARN SO MUCH ABOUT YOU I’LL KNOW YOU INSIDE OUT AS A PERSON 👹
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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AITA stands for am i that angel. not many people know this
September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I forget that some people think “peer reviewed” are people like their friends or people they went to high school with
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Stop sending me coupons, Uniqlo. You know that’s the way to my heart.
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Idk how I feel about being the generational IT support for my parents and now my kid, other than git gud, omg.
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s fitting (for me) that my first friendship bracelet from out in the wilds was at a NIN concert
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Don’t let the cover fool you. This book is about aliens. Hardcore spacefaring aliens.

#booksky
September 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Venues with tiny bag policies. Can I just wear something with a bunch of pockets instead? Hear me out, cute fishing vest?
September 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is it okay if I wear my Britney Spears shirt to go see NIN? Granted, it is a metal version…
August 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Omg I’m so excited to see Nine Inch Nails next month. They’re one of my bucket list concerts.
August 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don’t know why I decided to wipe the inside of my Owala. I was having an okay day before this knowledge.
August 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My gurl, Stephanie Soo, needs to do more interviews. Shhhh my show is on.

#rottenmango

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I Sat Down With A Killer
YouTube video by Rotten Mango
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August 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When I say I’m a mood reader who usually reads fantasy but I’m going through it right now
#booksky
August 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My version of ADHD be like: I’ll eat salmon every day this week and next week all I will eat are chicken enchiladas
August 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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they should invent Big & Tall for smallers and shorters
August 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I just signed my kid up for summer day camp at a cat lounge. Millennial parenting be like…
July 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM