zasterly
zasterly.bsky.social
zasterly
@zasterly.bsky.social
zoey, anything but he (imagine a trans flag here)
man fuck drivers licenses, fuck social security numbers, fuck all that identifiable bullshit. i just want to hop on a train and never look back at my past life, reforging my own path. but you cant do that anymore. because of woke
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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Challenge: Find Globox
December 1, 2024 at 9:22 AM
the kids named khaleesi better be so glad no has cared about game of thrones in years
November 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
look at this new card i got on pokemon pocket!! isnt it swag
November 20, 2024 at 7:58 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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Me using the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight as an example of why us just remaking movies and nostalgia farming is actually very sad and we should just accept cool, newer, and interesting things

Like Women’s Boxing
November 16, 2024 at 6:27 AM
@generationjumble.bsky.social still does not follow me. what does a nice girl like me have to do to get their attention, sighhh....
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
when i die i hope someone posts my entire life story under my favorite song for a couple likes
November 13, 2024 at 9:05 PM
me at the grocery store in ontario
"would you like your milk in a plastic or paper bag"
"its alright, i brought my own bag"
November 11, 2024 at 7:52 AM
conservative candidate in 2032: how can i be racist, i watch black streamers
November 7, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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Crazy ass presentation
November 1, 2024 at 7:31 PM
what the corviknight sees passed out on the ground after i crit thunderbolt
November 1, 2024 at 11:55 PM
when you in an argument with your tapeworm gf and she stops letting food pass your intestine until you admit she's right
October 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
why do i see so many dodgers fans on this app i dont even like baseball lmao
October 26, 2024 at 10:49 PM
thank god covid happened while i was in school, now i have an excuse for being stupid
October 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
child murderers should be banned for smurfing
October 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
mfs are really out there just posting lies and then saying "wow people took this way too seriously"
October 25, 2024 at 6:05 AM
why dont we just put a bunch of pepper into the ocean to counterbalance all the salt so we can drink from it
October 24, 2024 at 6:07 AM
guess i should do mine too
October 24, 2024 at 5:57 AM
im a tortured artist but instead of making art i just imagine stories in my head that i should write but never end up doing so
October 23, 2024 at 6:31 AM
thanks for the news showdown :3
October 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
crazy @generationjumble.bsky.social still doesnt follow me, seems kinda transphobic ngl
October 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
October 21, 2024 at 4:31 AM
me and the baddie i pulled by being a prankster
two cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet .
ALT: two cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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(OC) Something strange happened to Twitter
October 19, 2024 at 12:02 AM