***Categorizing people’s criteria for what counts as a Christmas movie***
STRICT: must be about xmas
Traditional: lets you know its xmas
Statistical Average: takes place on xmas
Zealous: must contain a nativity scene
Temperature Sensitive: any movie with snow
Unhinged: any film released on xmas
STRICT: must be about xmas
Traditional: lets you know its xmas
Statistical Average: takes place on xmas
Zealous: must contain a nativity scene
Temperature Sensitive: any movie with snow
Unhinged: any film released on xmas
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
***Categorizing people’s criteria for what counts as a Christmas movie***
STRICT: must be about xmas
Traditional: lets you know its xmas
Statistical Average: takes place on xmas
Zealous: must contain a nativity scene
Temperature Sensitive: any movie with snow
Unhinged: any film released on xmas
STRICT: must be about xmas
Traditional: lets you know its xmas
Statistical Average: takes place on xmas
Zealous: must contain a nativity scene
Temperature Sensitive: any movie with snow
Unhinged: any film released on xmas
Before Batman Begins, before The Red Hood, before Hush…there was Mask of the Phantasm. And it did it the best
#batmanTAS
#batmanTAS
The iconic "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm" hit the big screen on this day (Dec. 25) in 1993! A must watch for fans, and arguably the best Batman film ever,dive into crusader's past and discover how finding happiness nearly changed everything for The Dark Knight! #BatmanTAS #Batman
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Before Batman Begins, before The Red Hood, before Hush…there was Mask of the Phantasm. And it did it the best
#batmanTAS
#batmanTAS
Damn I’m losing signal. It’s the authentic 70s experience! #svengoolie
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Damn I’m losing signal. It’s the authentic 70s experience! #svengoolie
Watching this guy who is apparently late, now struggling to maintain 60mph and letting a big rig gain on him is a grim reminder that 70s cars cut through the air like a brick #svengoolie
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Watching this guy who is apparently late, now struggling to maintain 60mph and letting a big rig gain on him is a grim reminder that 70s cars cut through the air like a brick #svengoolie
I’m gonna tell kids this is what drafting is #svengoolie
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m gonna tell kids this is what drafting is #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids this is the prequel to Longlegs #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids this is the prequel to Longlegs #svengoolie
Devil Doll, guest starring these eyebrows
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Devil Doll, guest starring these eyebrows
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Oh no he’s turned her into the Winter Soldier #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh no he’s turned her into the Winter Soldier #svengoolie
When you’re a British actress 60 and up, it’s vitally important that you perfect the phrase “Absolutely marvelous!” because that will be 80% of your dialogue for the rest of your career #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When you’re a British actress 60 and up, it’s vitally important that you perfect the phrase “Absolutely marvelous!” because that will be 80% of your dialogue for the rest of your career #svengoolie
Warning: Devil Doll contains some potentially terrible scenes. Viewer discretion is advised #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Warning: Devil Doll contains some potentially terrible scenes. Viewer discretion is advised #svengoolie
Ah yes good, storytelling 101: have your hero and villain both express the same idea. There’s no conflict more exciting than everyone agreeing with each other #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ah yes good, storytelling 101: have your hero and villain both express the same idea. There’s no conflict more exciting than everyone agreeing with each other #svengoolie
“I’ve brought in a professional dancer”
*starts flailing randomly*
We’ll uh, take your word for it
#svengoolie
*starts flailing randomly*
We’ll uh, take your word for it
#svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“I’ve brought in a professional dancer”
*starts flailing randomly*
We’ll uh, take your word for it
#svengoolie
*starts flailing randomly*
We’ll uh, take your word for it
#svengoolie
Through the sheer power of suggestion we can perform the exact opposite of therapy! #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Through the sheer power of suggestion we can perform the exact opposite of therapy! #svengoolie
It’s puppets galore thanks to a writing team who seem to have confused ventriloquism with hypnotism, but it’s all to our benefit in the ridiculous DEVIL DOLL #svengoolie
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s puppets galore thanks to a writing team who seem to have confused ventriloquism with hypnotism, but it’s all to our benefit in the ridiculous DEVIL DOLL #svengoolie
Quentin “it’s only an homage if I do it” Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Quentin “it’s only an homage if I do it” Tarantino
I made the forbidden dark chocolate toast
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I made the forbidden dark chocolate toast
Well look at it this way, if it wasn’t for the legions of mothers throwing away comic books by the boxful, none of them would be worth anything. So your brother didn’t miss out, he contributed to the scarcity!
I'll bet my brother is crying. My mother threw out all his comic books around 1970 when he was away from home after high school. He had a remarkable collection. Sigh.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Well look at it this way, if it wasn’t for the legions of mothers throwing away comic books by the boxful, none of them would be worth anything. So your brother didn’t miss out, he contributed to the scarcity!
The Video Game Awards were the greatest industry mistake of the century. For DECADES we celebrated Game of the Year as just whatever vague, natural consensus developed and it was beautiful. But the compulsive obsession with Hollywoodizing the video game industry gave us The Oscars but dumber #goty
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Video Game Awards were the greatest industry mistake of the century. For DECADES we celebrated Game of the Year as just whatever vague, natural consensus developed and it was beautiful. But the compulsive obsession with Hollywoodizing the video game industry gave us The Oscars but dumber #goty
This is the look you get when someone corners you at a party to explain the lore of every Hammer Dracula movie #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is the look you get when someone corners you at a party to explain the lore of every Hammer Dracula movie #svengoolie
You know, it cracks me up that it’s just taken for granted that Maria is casually skipping around rooftops and ledges like a catholic schoolgirl batman #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You know, it cracks me up that it’s just taken for granted that Maria is casually skipping around rooftops and ledges like a catholic schoolgirl batman #svengoolie
I don’t know if anyone else has made this reference but this is how I imagine the monsignor:
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
a close up of a person holding a black object in their hand
ALT: a close up of a person holding a black object in their hand
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November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don’t know if anyone else has made this reference but this is how I imagine the monsignor:
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
“It was a dark and stormy night - no it was a dark and snowy night - no it was spring in the middle of the day, I give up” #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“It was a dark and stormy night - no it was a dark and snowy night - no it was spring in the middle of the day, I give up” #svengoolie
No comment, this is just a groovy as hell title card #svengoolie #dracula
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
No comment, this is just a groovy as hell title card #svengoolie #dracula
“Wow I can’t believe we defeated Gwanji…wait a second what are we doing, we need to get outta here before people start wondering who brought the T Rex here in the first place!”
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Wow I can’t believe we defeated Gwanji…wait a second what are we doing, we need to get outta here before people start wondering who brought the T Rex here in the first place!”
#svengoolie
#svengoolie