Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #249,617!

Sgunrob always keeping that forumla away from blangtun

actual photos of me this fall

on every video of a natural disaster there’s always a bunch of old ladies in the comments like “the beginning of the end” and “the lord reclaimeth his creation” like worry about your own shit grandma! your 41 year old nephew is stripping the copper wire out of your basement RIGHT NOW!

Yeah bro just ignore the tabs I have open

Thanks Uber. Have you tried donating yourself? Shut the fuck up!!1

i keep forgetting i have this

Just heard from Jack Dorsey that the new term for posting on Bluesky will be called “Skyping” with each post being called a “Skype.” This is the prototype logo being considered for the full 1.0 launch too

listening to laura palmers theme while eating a 1000 calorie sandwich and staring out at the nyc skyline this is what life is all about

She jacking my reacher

Coffee Cola

I think there needs to be more posts on here relating to bugs and creatures. Is anyone working on this?

Watching Blade

Some dude told me that they give you a free iPod touch if you get another person to join this app