@zcorbain.bsky.social
"He's just zis guy, you know." - Gag Halfrunt
The longest 6 years of my life.
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The longest 6 years of my life.
tRump is just a fleshy autopen.
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 AM
tRump is just a fleshy autopen.
Is that mayonnaise around his mouth?
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Is that mayonnaise around his mouth?
Another thing to kill when corporations start scraping the ocean floor.
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Another thing to kill when corporations start scraping the ocean floor.
And he didn't even have to participate.
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
And he didn't even have to participate.
AI algorithm: Convict = law enforcement experience >> recruit.
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
AI algorithm: Convict = law enforcement experience >> recruit.
In the game of "US v. them: Spot the Difference Edition," they are always wrong.
Do I put "Spoiler" first? Or is a tag good enough? 🤔
Do I put "Spoiler" first? Or is a tag good enough? 🤔
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
In the game of "US v. them: Spot the Difference Edition," they are always wrong.
Do I put "Spoiler" first? Or is a tag good enough? 🤔
Do I put "Spoiler" first? Or is a tag good enough? 🤔
(Break the) law and order (the ballroom).
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
(Break the) law and order (the ballroom).
What's the difference between this and a Muslim who teaches their child to decapitate a stuffed animal?
Both innoculate against committing violence.
This is real.
Both innoculate against committing violence.
This is real.
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
What's the difference between this and a Muslim who teaches their child to decapitate a stuffed animal?
Both innoculate against committing violence.
This is real.
Both innoculate against committing violence.
This is real.
In an alternative timeline where Epstein bombed Venezuela, to avoid releasing the tRump Island files, sure. But not this one.
#PedophileProtector #PedoPro
#PedophileProtector #PedoPro
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
In an alternative timeline where Epstein bombed Venezuela, to avoid releasing the tRump Island files, sure. But not this one.
#PedophileProtector #PedoPro
#PedophileProtector #PedoPro
Power is addictive and loyalty is a weapon.
January 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Power is addictive and loyalty is a weapon.
It's going to have to be Americans. The dems don't have the will to overcome the power of corporate money.
January 16, 2026 at 7:47 AM
It's going to have to be Americans. The dems don't have the will to overcome the power of corporate money.
All the way down?
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
All the way down?
Don't forget, he also
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Don't forget, he also
Shorten it to Pedo Pro.
It works on 2 levels. "Pedophile Protector" and "Pedophile Professional."
It works on 2 levels. "Pedophile Protector" and "Pedophile Professional."
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Shorten it to Pedo Pro.
It works on 2 levels. "Pedophile Protector" and "Pedophile Professional."
It works on 2 levels. "Pedophile Protector" and "Pedophile Professional."
I need to buy a dartboard, so I can hang his portrait on it.
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I need to buy a dartboard, so I can hang his portrait on it.
She needs to wipe that ... let's call it mayonnaise ... off before coming to spin conferences.
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
She needs to wipe that ... let's call it mayonnaise ... off before coming to spin conferences.
Not sure if wrecking 🇺🇸 is:
1 🍊's greed
🐘's hubris
Billionaires' greed
Or the powers that be have decided 🇺🇸 had a good run, now it's 🇨🇳 time.
🤔
1 🍊's greed
🐘's hubris
Billionaires' greed
Or the powers that be have decided 🇺🇸 had a good run, now it's 🇨🇳 time.
🤔
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Not sure if wrecking 🇺🇸 is:
1 🍊's greed
🐘's hubris
Billionaires' greed
Or the powers that be have decided 🇺🇸 had a good run, now it's 🇨🇳 time.
🤔
1 🍊's greed
🐘's hubris
Billionaires' greed
Or the powers that be have decided 🇺🇸 had a good run, now it's 🇨🇳 time.
🤔
"My head cannon be facts."
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
"My head cannon be facts."