zecretary.bsky.social
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it's like if you met a guy at the office who was so good at powerpoints that his presentations made managers gouge their eyes out because they'd never see a quarterly report so beautiful ever again
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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it's got to be kind of a trip to be one of the 700 or so best people in the world at your profession, probably the best of anyone you knew growing up and into college, the elite among the elite at your calling, and then watch this guy outperform you, like, exponentially better than you ever could
Shohei hits a homer off Chandler at 120 MPH, gets hilarious reactions from everybody involved.
September 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Watching Shohei Ohtani hit baseballs is the contemporary equivalent of catching the new Shakespeare down at the Globe
September 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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ohtani's so cool. fuck. it's not fair the coolest guy ever is alive right now
March 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM