For comic book artists: speech bubbles dictate where the art goes, not the other way around.

I didn't ask Santa for the Stupidest Fucking Take in History, but he brought it anyway.

To me, this is the only acceptable alternative (and, not surprisingly, also by Art Adams).

Sir, “Rushmorlboro” was RIGHT THERE!! 🤣

Then we’re in the Uncool Kids Club, because same.

I’ve done that for sure (Muse t-shirt to The Cure, Ozzy to Metallica, or Foo Fighters to Pearl Jam). But I’ve also worn a band’s old shirt to their show because I am a rebel.

You joke, but I felt a real sense of accomplishment!