as far as I can tell, trump is surrounded by gross weirdo yes men, and whenever he sees a normal guy, that guy is usually yelling at him for something.

Mamdani shows up, cool as a cucumber and doesn't yell at him, so trump is like wow now I can have a friend who is as cool as I am

if it's a bubble then why do I keep shoveling money into it? checkmate, economists.

there's like a 3 hour window every day where he's actually not that bad

does this guy think Liz Cheney was the president?

after a night of stroke induced hallucinations that are mistaken for the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, president trump announces on Christmas morning that by executive order ICE and DHS are abolished and all detainees are to be released with compensation immediately.

that mixed with the fact that Trump surrounds himself with the types of people who like him. Anyone else would be a noticeable improvement

all this mixed messaging about mamdani, I'm starting to think the GOP might not be entirely trustworthy...

I'm starting to think the GOP might lie sometimes...

because a normie dem would be doing this to expand ice funding or passing a homeless extermination bill lol

Trump is a fascist by accident; he's the embodiment of everything wrong with Reagan era capitalism. This is in contrast to Vance, who is a fascist because it's convenient for his career or Miller, who is a fascist out of an ideological commitment to fascism.

because he's busy telling the cia to orchestrate a fake gen z movement made up mostly of senior citizens

half the time when I read a real headline I think oh man the onion really jumped the shark this time lol

i just hope everyone has a good time :)

we'll find out about an hour after he dies. everyone around him has got to hate him so much they'll be eager to spill their guts, especially if it means they can run for president in 2028

I'm usually pretty far in the "nothing ever happens" camp but the way he's freaking the fuck out I can't help but feel that something is about to happen.