Him Tortons
@zeiat.bsky.social
they/them, 30s. stay diabolical!
header art of my cat stanley is by @itsharry.bsky.social :)
header art of my cat stanley is by @itsharry.bsky.social :)
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ngl i like using mastodon more than bisky. it's nice being able to lock my posts and like, use content warnings and shit. i'm https://federatedfandom.net/@rigormorphis if anyone wants to follow me over there ✌🏻
August 19, 2023 at 1:14 PM
ngl i like using mastodon more than bisky. it's nice being able to lock my posts and like, use content warnings and shit. i'm https://federatedfandom.net/@rigormorphis if anyone wants to follow me over there ✌🏻
fyi pals private/locked accounts are not on bluesky's radar so i wouldn't hold your breath for them
August 19, 2023 at 12:08 AM
fyi pals private/locked accounts are not on bluesky's radar so i wouldn't hold your breath for them
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Hello did everyone see this Leia pic
August 18, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Hello did everyone see this Leia pic
the thing is that i was chill with my multiple fatt wips on the go being about brnine (my bestie, my blorbo, my poor little splish splash) and then i got reminded that gucci has rheumatoid arthritis and the part of my brain that only ever wants to write about disability went ❗
August 18, 2023 at 1:34 AM
the thing is that i was chill with my multiple fatt wips on the go being about brnine (my bestie, my blorbo, my poor little splish splash) and then i got reminded that gucci has rheumatoid arthritis and the part of my brain that only ever wants to write about disability went ❗
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me scampering around listening to three different seasons of friends at the table at once
August 18, 2023 at 12:08 AM
me scampering around listening to three different seasons of friends at the table at once
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ok let's go it's #wipwednesday baby!!!!
here's some brnine/gucci porn feat. kalvin brnine's emotional problems 😌 🐟 💦
ok let's go it's #wipwednesday baby!!!!
here's some brnine/gucci porn feat. kalvin brnine's emotional problems 😌 🐟 💦
August 16, 2023 at 3:10 PM
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ok let's go it's #wipwednesday baby!!!!
here's some brnine/gucci porn feat. kalvin brnine's emotional problems 😌 🐟 💦
ok let's go it's #wipwednesday baby!!!!
here's some brnine/gucci porn feat. kalvin brnine's emotional problems 😌 🐟 💦
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old man coming to see what ur up to
August 6, 2023 at 11:23 PM
old man coming to see what ur up to
what's the bisky etiquette for wip wednesday posting something that's just straight up porn
August 16, 2023 at 1:50 PM
what's the bisky etiquette for wip wednesday posting something that's just straight up porn
i'm WAY too excited about having something i can share for wip wednesday this week but listen. i love wip wednesday
August 14, 2023 at 8:00 PM
i'm WAY too excited about having something i can share for wip wednesday this week but listen. i love wip wednesday
what if i zagged to full-time gucci garantine stan. a gucci girlie if you will. she sucks so bad <3
August 14, 2023 at 2:16 PM
what if i zagged to full-time gucci garantine stan. a gucci girlie if you will. she sucks so bad <3
it'sa me! this is how i dress every day of my life. this is how i was dressed today
https://picrew.me/share?cd=1UgjiykzOH
https://picrew.me/share?cd=1UgjiykzOH
August 13, 2023 at 4:42 AM
it'sa me! this is how i dress every day of my life. this is how i was dressed today
https://picrew.me/share?cd=1UgjiykzOH
https://picrew.me/share?cd=1UgjiykzOH
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i do love that my Discover tab is like 80% posts made by people i follow and 20% strangers' pets
August 12, 2023 at 2:48 PM
i do love that my Discover tab is like 80% posts made by people i follow and 20% strangers' pets
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Here is my dog, Massimo, please introduce your dog
August 12, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Here is my dog, Massimo, please introduce your dog
ok NOW these are all done. and i "get" to start on my tasks for today...
after i post this i'm gonna:
- shower
- finish my last assigned reading for the week
- watch both of the week's lecture videos
- do my mandatory class discussion forum posts
- make a to-do list for tomorrow
i have crj playing. i believe in me. goodbye
- shower
- finish my last assigned reading for the week
- watch both of the week's lecture videos
- do my mandatory class discussion forum posts
- make a to-do list for tomorrow
i have crj playing. i believe in me. goodbye
August 12, 2023 at 2:46 PM
ok NOW these are all done. and i "get" to start on my tasks for today...
taking an entire summer class while you're working full time and also having lots of medical appointments, including a surgery, is like. very difficult, as it turns out. at least if you're me (disabled and tired as shit)
August 12, 2023 at 1:28 AM
taking an entire summer class while you're working full time and also having lots of medical appointments, including a surgery, is like. very difficult, as it turns out. at least if you're me (disabled and tired as shit)
the tasks bro. the tasks never end
August 12, 2023 at 12:22 AM
the tasks bro. the tasks never end
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i want to bake cookies but i'm recovering from surgery and baking cookies involves tasks i should not do rn. afaict my options here are 1) make my roommate help me with this task, 2) find some other more expensive means of acquiring cookies, or 3) die
August 6, 2023 at 8:35 PM
i want to bake cookies but i'm recovering from surgery and baking cookies involves tasks i should not do rn. afaict my options here are 1) make my roommate help me with this task, 2) find some other more expensive means of acquiring cookies, or 3) die
yamley are doing lots and lots of singing today. who can say why
August 6, 2023 at 5:05 PM
yamley are doing lots and lots of singing today. who can say why