Can’t believe they named a state after arizona tea what’s next, pepsi town?? State of New Snapple? Florida’s Natural? Some body stop them.

They call me karma chameleon the way I come and go

She forge my fabric till I’m optifine

she appen on my dix till it burst

Who the fuck are all you people, why are all you following me?

Good job DOD!

Free my boy

If you cut your pizza into squares, I respect you just a little less.

To the homeless guy who was asking whether I was a woman, I don’t know either

they need to make buttons that switch the millisecond before you touch them illegal

Bloop

God forbid car companies make normal shifters in their new cars

Thinking about how I was the only one in the public restroom the other day, with a man and his small Child (2-3 years old). They’re sharing a stall and the kid out loud asks “is that your penis?” and the dad in an awkward hushed voice says “yep” and meanwhile me across the room trying not to laugh

Dog tax- this is Stella and Brisket

i suppose ill share what i like as well

- minecraft
- star wars
- honkai star rail
- cute pets
- chuckle sandwich
- sleep deprived
- dankpods
- regular car reviews
- rtgame
- callmekevin

looking forward to my time on this app!

hi everybody im new i sure hope i don’t see porn in my feed