Andrew
@zekeandthejugheads.bsky.social
Self employed gardener and philosopher. Socialism is in my blood. My great grandfather had Kier Hardie’s cap on the mantelpiece.
Heading nervously at full speed to my 60th.
Heading nervously at full speed to my 60th.
The cats are going mad this evening. Up and down the curtains and bouncing around the furniture. Then Jura appears in the door with a live mouse and shoots behind the curtain. Mouse rescued with a flying leap by Mrs T with a plastic dish and an anniversary card. What better use.
February 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The cats are going mad this evening. Up and down the curtains and bouncing around the furniture. Then Jura appears in the door with a live mouse and shoots behind the curtain. Mouse rescued with a flying leap by Mrs T with a plastic dish and an anniversary card. What better use.
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As Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick his Shadow Chancellor, here's a quick reminder of the sort of man Reform wants to put in charge of the nation's finances
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
As Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick his Shadow Chancellor, here's a quick reminder of the sort of man Reform wants to put in charge of the nation's finances
Five deers wandering around the field behind our house. If anyone fancies moving to north Nottinghamshire and having this view and an acre and a half of lawn veg beds, fruit trees, chickens and a three bedroom three reception house under two hours from King’s Cross and just an hour from Sheffield…
February 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Five deers wandering around the field behind our house. If anyone fancies moving to north Nottinghamshire and having this view and an acre and a half of lawn veg beds, fruit trees, chickens and a three bedroom three reception house under two hours from King’s Cross and just an hour from Sheffield…
My darling wife, who I love the very bones of, has given up chocolate for February. She told me if she craves something sweet she dips her finger in the honey jar. Now she’s mad at me for laughing. My poor innocent angel. I’m sorry.
February 16, 2026 at 8:28 AM
My darling wife, who I love the very bones of, has given up chocolate for February. She told me if she craves something sweet she dips her finger in the honey jar. Now she’s mad at me for laughing. My poor innocent angel. I’m sorry.
Valentines night and what better time to shave your cat. No I’m not going to say it.
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Valentines night and what better time to shave your cat. No I’m not going to say it.
Today is our wedding anniversary. Second time for us both but definitely the one. We fit one another better at our time if life. Best looking bride ever. I’d do it again in a heartbeat
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Today is our wedding anniversary. Second time for us both but definitely the one. We fit one another better at our time if life. Best looking bride ever. I’d do it again in a heartbeat
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This is absolutely hilarious from #PMQs today.
Ayoub Khan MP says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him
"It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"
Ayoub Khan MP says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him
"It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is absolutely hilarious from #PMQs today.
Ayoub Khan MP says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him
"It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"
Ayoub Khan MP says rubbish is "building right beneath my very nose" as he looks down at the Reform MPs sitting below him
"It's becoming a serious problem in Birmingham"
Early start today. Try and get in to shop early rather than my usual lunchtime. Wife off work today too so we can get everything sorted and home early. 10 am and still nowhere near leaving. Her clients are ignoring the out of office and saying it’s urgent. Bet it’s not.
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Early start today. Try and get in to shop early rather than my usual lunchtime. Wife off work today too so we can get everything sorted and home early. 10 am and still nowhere near leaving. Her clients are ignoring the out of office and saying it’s urgent. Bet it’s not.
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Bopping round the house to Rod doing the cleaning and laundry and baking. You know, like a woman.
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Bopping round the house to Rod doing the cleaning and laundry and baking. You know, like a woman.
Everyone needs to share this far and very wide.
'This Man Is A Fraud': Unearthed Video Reveals What Farage Used To Think About Robert Jenrick
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Everyone needs to share this far and very wide.
It’s obviously Mrs Jenrick hot footed it up from home in Herefordshire to see if she can find out what the fuck her husband has done.
www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/news/town-ro...
www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/news/town-ro...
Town road closed by police
Police are currently in attendance in Southwell following a concern for safety.
www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It’s obviously Mrs Jenrick hot footed it up from home in Herefordshire to see if she can find out what the fuck her husband has done.
www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/news/town-ro...
www.newarkadvertiser.co.uk/news/town-ro...
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Enter Greenland Defense Front
January 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Enter Greenland Defense Front
WTF Aldi? Advertising vegetables at 25p as good news for shoppers when they were 5p last week!
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
WTF Aldi? Advertising vegetables at 25p as good news for shoppers when they were 5p last week!
I think what I’m looking for is Starmer saying Trump called him earlier in the day to say he was going to attack Venezuela and that he advised him against it. Telling him that it made him the same type of dictator as Putin. If the attack went ahead there would be sanctions. Strong ones.
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I think what I’m looking for is Starmer saying Trump called him earlier in the day to say he was going to attack Venezuela and that he advised him against it. Telling him that it made him the same type of dictator as Putin. If the attack went ahead there would be sanctions. Strong ones.
I guess now we know if American generals will break the law or not.
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I guess now we know if American generals will break the law or not.
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Chatted to my great uncle yesterday – a northern, working-class guy, not that political. I told him my job involved exposing Farage.
His first question was: “who funds him?”
Investigations into Farage’s donors can have a major impact on Reform’s support – as this research has already shown 👇
His first question was: “who funds him?”
Investigations into Farage’s donors can have a major impact on Reform’s support – as this research has already shown 👇
New research reveals the best attack lines to use against Reform
How to stop Farage...
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December 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Chatted to my great uncle yesterday – a northern, working-class guy, not that political. I told him my job involved exposing Farage.
His first question was: “who funds him?”
Investigations into Farage’s donors can have a major impact on Reform’s support – as this research has already shown 👇
His first question was: “who funds him?”
Investigations into Farage’s donors can have a major impact on Reform’s support – as this research has already shown 👇
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Zelenskyy at the frontline
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Zelenskyy at the frontline
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November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
My dishwasher sounds like it’s tracking a submarine
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
My dishwasher sounds like it’s tracking a submarine
The labrador this morning was snuffling in my jacket pocket. The Mrs asks have you got biscuits in there. No just a lighter and some smoke bombs I replied showing her. At no point was she surprised or ask what
I was doing with them.
I was doing with them.
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The labrador this morning was snuffling in my jacket pocket. The Mrs asks have you got biscuits in there. No just a lighter and some smoke bombs I replied showing her. At no point was she surprised or ask what
I was doing with them.
I was doing with them.
Slight course adjustment
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Slight course adjustment
Dawn breaking over the Nottinghamshire countryside.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Dawn breaking over the Nottinghamshire countryside.
Tonight I rediscovered the album Slippery When Wet. Memories of Friday night rock night at Victoria’s in Scarborough and Rachel who lived in Lincoln in the mid 80s.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Tonight I rediscovered the album Slippery When Wet. Memories of Friday night rock night at Victoria’s in Scarborough and Rachel who lived in Lincoln in the mid 80s.
On my own now until Tuesday night. Two nights just me and the dogs. I think pizza and wine two nights running sounds amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
On my own now until Tuesday night. Two nights just me and the dogs. I think pizza and wine two nights running sounds amazing.