Zeke ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
@zekebreakfast.bsky.social
Stephen A. Smith put me on #Frogwatch in August of 2024 and nothing was the same again
Mah googis gapes like piña colaaaada my glorps are glue like bahkti chaaaiiai
July 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Mah googis gapes like piña colaaaada my glorps are glue like bahkti chaaaiiai
I deserve political power
June 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I deserve political power
Nice standard issue Glock 17, officer! Unfortunately, I am blessed by Baphomet and can turn your skin inside out with my mind
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nice standard issue Glock 17, officer! Unfortunately, I am blessed by Baphomet and can turn your skin inside out with my mind
I’m The Goo Goo Gooner
June 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m The Goo Goo Gooner
My personality sucks lowkey
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My personality sucks lowkey
Hit the griddy too hard DMs overflowing with fine shyts
June 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hit the griddy too hard DMs overflowing with fine shyts
Doja cat and DJ mustard should release a collab album called “Dijon Cat”
June 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Doja cat and DJ mustard should release a collab album called “Dijon Cat”
Actually I’m looks minimizing
May 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Actually I’m looks minimizing
I’m like if Casanova never let anyone hit
May 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m like if Casanova never let anyone hit
Yo @skatie420.bsky.social check this out
Skatherine420
May 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yo @skatie420.bsky.social check this out
One must imagine me grinding, in an ill-fitting suit, until my genitals are raw
May 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
One must imagine me grinding, in an ill-fitting suit, until my genitals are raw
One must imagine me fuckin
May 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
One must imagine me fuckin
My penis is an em dash
May 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My penis is an em dash
I’m shellfish man I’m scallopsistic
April 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m shellfish man I’m scallopsistic
Trying to read after carbonara
April 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trying to read after carbonara
Typical afternoon for me is pulling up videos on my computer and watching them
April 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Typical afternoon for me is pulling up videos on my computer and watching them
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Accidentally got horny at my desk job so I’m trying to think of the screams of the fallen and dying in the heat of a bloody battle
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Accidentally got horny at my desk job so I’m trying to think of the screams of the fallen and dying in the heat of a bloody battle
hell, put me in a position
April 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
hell, put me in a position
I was in a plan B commercial. I was the baby. They were like “take the pill, you don’t want this”
April 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I was in a plan B commercial. I was the baby. They were like “take the pill, you don’t want this”
Anyone mind if this white boy sings a little Lanita tonight??
April 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Anyone mind if this white boy sings a little Lanita tonight??
Sipping my Dunkin’ Donuts coffee pod, listening to “Floating Into The Night” by Juliee Cruise, it’s 50 degrees and raining, my street corner smells like shit, I’m inside, jamming Zilean mid and reading books about radiation poisoning, the sky is gray. I love life
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sipping my Dunkin’ Donuts coffee pod, listening to “Floating Into The Night” by Juliee Cruise, it’s 50 degrees and raining, my street corner smells like shit, I’m inside, jamming Zilean mid and reading books about radiation poisoning, the sky is gray. I love life