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Silly retro gaming spike-ball girl doing her best to make a happier world.

If you draw art of my spikeball girl OC, tag it #ZeldaZoneArt! No permission is […]

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Her greed sickens me.

#sootandshine #caturday #cats #catsofmastodon #cat #cute
A tiny black torbie cat sleeping on a gigantic sage-green bean bag chair. She looks skeptically towards the camera.
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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My favorite thing in Mystic Quest is easily the damage sprites. Multiple enemies have turned bald upon taking sufficient damage which is simply delightful.

#retrogaming #finalfantasy #mysticquest #gaming #retrogames
Sprite sheet from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest for SNES. An Ice golem is seen in 4 different states of increasing disrepair, melting as its HP drops.
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
zelda.zone
Praise me.

This is a threat.
Zelda. With a GUN.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
zelda.zone
...is Varesa's Vision her bra/top clasp?

#varesa #genshinimpact #cowgirl
Screenshot of Genshin Impact. Back shot of Varesa, showing an ornate jewel, her "vision", at the back center of her outfit.
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
zelda.zone
Yooo, my vehicle title with my new name on it is here.

I own things, me, not some person who doesn't exist anymore.
Lurking Zelda emoji, she is peeking over the edge of the screen with a spoken heart
January 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
zelda.zone
Every post from an Apple user on Fediverse reminds me of "Otter hates watermelon but can't stop eating it"
3 photos of an otter making a miserable face while eating a watermelon
January 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
zelda.zone
#shitpost
Meme. A person made of puzzle pieces is missing a piece. They hold the missing piece in their hand. "Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece..." The piece is labeled "Gigantic tits"
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
zelda.zone
Someone come to my house and assemble these bookcases for me, they are like 100 lbs

Why do I have to pay money AND be my own carpenter
Crying zelda emoji
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
zelda.zone
I am actually excited for work tomorrow. That has not happened in quite a while, to be honest.
Grinning Zelda emoji
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
zelda.zone
2006 2026

#shitpost #reboot #memes
Screenshot of Enzo from Reboot, a generic happy young kid with a green face and wacky sporty clothes. Screenshot of Reboot. An adult male Enzo from a "dark future timeline". He now has a scar over his eye, a barcode on his forehead, an earring (gasp), and a weird edgy future jacket that looks kind of like a Sayian battle outfit.
January 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
zelda.zone
Let's get bred, gamers.
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
zelda.zone
I got a daily tear-off calendar with #pusheen graphics on each day.

I want merch of my #OC, secret reason I want to succeed as a streamer tbh. She/I am adorable.
Zelda, a spike ball girl with a pink bow tied around a spike, and a catlike grin.
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
zelda.zone
Here is next week's #retrogaming stream schedule, all streams 5PM UTC-5:

Kusoge Monday will be Bebe's Kids! No vibes. No bevis.

Wednesday is #tmnt Turtles in Time (SNES)! A true classic from my youth.

Final Fantasy Friday is Mystic Quest. I am enjoying […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
Stream schedule, info is the same as above
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I certainly have a "type" of female anime protag, and I am so glad it is becoming a bit more common.

#anime
Mashiro from Detectives These Days, a mentally unstable musclebound 16-year-old high schooler who does not resort to violence, violence is her first choice. The Sleepy Princess from Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle, an amoral little goblin who is an expert at using and abusing the demons around her. Carla from Don't Hurt Me My Healer, an awful little goblin of a Dark Elf Mary Sugaki, the absolute brat who never shuts up in Zako No Ahiru and insults the player more than once a minute throughout the entire game.
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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I love Don't Hurt Me My Healer's little jackass elf.

I usually enjoy a non-standard character, especially a nice female troublemaker that isn't just there to be "punished"/the butt of a joke. It is very common for male shithead characters to get a pass in […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
4 screenshots of Don't Hurt Me My Healer, showing the dark elf Carla making various insincere, encouraging poses.
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
zelda.zone
Welcome to 2026. Are you coping like Shine (screaming) or Soot (disassociation)?

#2026 #cats #shitpost #sootandshine
Photo of two cats in a sterile vet's office. Soot, a tortie, is sitting loaf-style and staring disinterestedly to the right. Shine, a buff-colored tabby, is mid-meow making it look like he is screaming.
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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We used to be a proper country.

#shitpost #garfield #winamp #memes #funny
A Garfield the cat themed Winamp skin. The EQ sliders are spiders. Garfield stares at them with disdain.
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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The cats have been zooming for 2 hours. It is raining and warm so I opened the windows and they are hyped.

Here is them managing to share a heating pad because I partitioned it.

#sootandshine #catsofmastodon #cats #caturday #cat #cute #tortie
Two cats sleeping on a heated cat bed.
January 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
zelda.zone
Mentally, I am here.

#genshinimpact #shitpost #genshinmemes
4 plush creatures in silly hats enjoying a picnic. screenshot from genshin impact
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Typical night with the #cats watching AGDQ
Photo of a living room, perspective from being seated in a chair. A buff-colored tabby, shine, is curled up in a ball on the photographer's lap. Only feel away, curled up the same way, is a tortie-tabby cat, Soot.
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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#thezeldazone is live with #bubsy!

What could pawsibly go wrong

https://zelda.zone/live

#retrogaming #streaming #livestream #youtubelive #youtube
bubsy. An awful pixel cat
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Here are this week's #thezeldazone retro gaming streams!

#bubsy #KitsuneTails #finalfantasy #livestream #retrogaming
A stream schedule banner for The Zelda Zone. Monday 4PM UTC-5: Bubsy Wednesday 4PM UTC-5: Kitsune Tails Friday 4PM UTC-5: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Who is the ugliest of the #90s Mascot platforming games?

You cannot say "Bubsy," lest ye expose your ignorance. There art...so much worse. (My apologies, #amiga fans.)

#retrogaming #gaming #question #poll
Screenshot of the title screen of "Oscar" from the 1993 Amiga game Oscar. He is a silly-looking ugly money cartoon creature thingy giving a thumbs up as he stares cross-eyed toward the screen.
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Talking about sex stuff with non- #furry people can be weird. The expected range of sexuality and experience is often so narrow in a vanilla, cis het person.

It is like they get horny in 2D, but I experience the full 3 dimensions of horny.

...why are you […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]
Angry Zelda emoji
January 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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no talk, me angy
angry zelda emoji. zelda is a purple spikeball girl
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM