zeldazanders.bsky.social
@zeldazanders.bsky.social
The fact that they are is the primary reason I refuse to
September 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Why shouldnt he think that? The presidency did.
May 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
During a functioning democracy, preferably over rice
April 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just think: he has an entire army of highly paid agents, managers, publicists, groomers, hair / makeup artists and stylists and this is the absolute best that they can make him look when he goes out in public.
April 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
LOL ‘resorted’???? Exactly when were they above such things? Was I doing something else that day?
April 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Also, a force NOT to be reckoned with? Jesus the stupid with these people
April 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
well it was the first time it has happened with Jeff Bezos in the room
April 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the first relatable thing he has ever done
April 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My honest first reaction seeing this post “WOW Emilia Perez looks like shit”
February 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If canada decides to take the entire west coast and the east coast down to maryland I would be out waving the biggest white flag you ever saw
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
OK so once they have terminated everything my taxes pay for can someone please remind me WHY THE FUCK I PAY FEDERAL TAXES
February 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
DO IT FUCKER I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No thank you, the last thing I need is to laugh popcorn out of my nose.
January 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
On the bright side Damien did kill his parents so...
January 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Does someone want to tell him there have never been munchkins in Kansas? If one did hitch a ride back Aunty Em and Uncle Henry would have blown them away with the 12 gauge
January 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
yes.
January 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Caitlyn a week into the new Trump administration:
January 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
well he paid good money for us so...
January 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
MAGA Nazis need to stay in their media bubble, no one needs your big bag of bullshit in Grownupville
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
probably just got a cigarette lighter on his tongue
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January 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Darkwing Duckface
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My closets should have the tetris score playing on opening
January 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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January 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imagine being an ‘actor’ for 30 years and still needing headshots
January 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM