please madlibs the adjectives below as needed, find your joy! maybe feel petty and enjoy your bad coffee xoxo #hopecore #meme

so i like to read things here but i in no way want to learn information. please don’t let me find out anything happening with current events. thank you

is this going to be the next Google+ or should we reconvene at friendster maybe?

"oh, i didn't recognize you with your sunglasses on" - someone who just accidentally told on themselves for lying about meeting me before