Chris Edwards
zenacity.bsky.social
Chris Edwards
@zenacity.bsky.social
Burnt out lawyer in the process of shifting to a career in health/wellness.

When not talking about fitness, topics may range from reality TV to the study of consciousness.

Richmond, VA is home. 🏳️‍🌈

Still waiting for the point in my life when my barber asks if I want the back squared or rounded and I don’t just randomly pick the first option that she gave me
June 7, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I’m not crying. You’re crying. #CatJanice
March 10, 2024 at 12:03 AM
As a very hardcore Challenge fan since the show first started, this #Traitors ending is bringing me to life.
March 8, 2024 at 3:45 AM
24.2 coming to destroy everyone’s hamstrings/glutes.
March 7, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Every dentist I’ve ever had:

“It’s really important to protect the tooth from harm and erosion. You only get one set of teeth!”

Also every dentist I have ever had:

“Now let me scrape these sharp metal instruments over your teeth as hard as I can for the next half hour.”
March 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Maybe if we all try hard enough we can make this Wednesday, and every day, Super like Tuesday was.
March 6, 2024 at 1:36 PM
But Bluesky still working?

Jack Dorsey is having two martinis right now.
Facebook, Instagram and other Meta sites went down starting around 10 a.m. Eastern on Tuesday, according to Down Detector, a website that tracks user reports of telecommunication and internet disruptions.
Facebook and Instagram Users Report Meta Services Are Down
People reported issues with the websites starting around 10 a.m. Eastern, according to Down Detector, a website that tracks user reports of internet disruptions.
www.nytimes.com
March 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Alright #fitsky. After more than a decade of practicing law, today I’m taking a baby step toward a new career path.

I still have about a month left at my current day job, but in my free time I’m starting to take NASM courses in personal training, nutrition, and corrective exercise.
March 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
When the neighbor’s cat is nosy and a little creepy.

(Yes I have two different cold plunge tubs set up in the back yard).
March 3, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Saturdays are for Saturdays
March 2, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Are you telling me these rejects are all-American?
Are you telling me this Mayer is John?

(Yes it’s a stretch, I don’t care)
are you telling me this lady is gaga?
March 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I’m not even doing the #CrossfitOpen this year. But 24.1 eliminates one of my least favorite things about CrossFit — REQUIRING people to switch arms every rep when DB snatching.

So slow. So pointless. And I’m so bad at the transitions.
March 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Live today like Leap Day William
February 29, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Is there a #Survivor contingent on Bluesky yet?

On a scale of Cagayan (good) to Nicaragua (bad), how was last night’s premiere?
February 29, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Yet again my musical tastes make no sense.
November 29, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Finally got (er, activated) that sweet, sweet invite code.
November 27, 2023 at 2:39 PM