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oh you want love?? to be happy? that s so fucking cringe
April 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
oh so so i can t give my baby ‘whiskey’ to shut it up ?? wow. that is so fucking ageist
April 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i m proud to anounce our enrichment to the detriment of all living createures. the shareholder s cheer; "life is for the living," they sing in unison, "and we want no part of it"
April 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i m not stupid i am willfuly ignorant for plot reasons
April 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
covering my head in a towel to hide my shame as i side with the police on social media
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
dear I.R.S. , thank you for your concern but for self - care reasons i cannot in good faith accept this "AUDIT"
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
are we truly incluesive if we close our hen house to the fox ?
April 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
just recoverd from a new contorversial surgury to add another rib bone to ensure i canot suck my own dick
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i have developted a 21st Century version of the Wedgie. designed for bullying racists wusses. i call it the gillotine
April 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
havent been watching the news lately. workin hard on my tourism porposal for El Savador. picture this. EL SAVODOR: The Poland Of America
April 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
arre you really gonna let republicans take over our hard earned genacide this november
March 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
i am sorry i started an holy war which engulfed the galaxy in relgious zealotry. in my defense i was super high
March 9, 2024 at 2:35 PM
9-11 wouldnt ve happened if the twin towers had their own set of “good guy” hijackrd planes
February 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
carefuly clipping the news story about my D.U.I. an placing it in a shoebox so future civiliazations will know why my wife left me
February 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
this financail quarter, i predict explosive profits billowing into the sky with no consequance ever
February 14, 2024 at 6:00 PM
NOTICE: my account is hacked and is turning, my followers against me with Bad takes like “coldplay should soundtrack hamilton the movie”
February 14, 2024 at 5:14 PM
join the metaverse TODAY - - watch my avatar, tall as a skyscraper, answer the SEC's numerous Inquiries
February 14, 2024 at 2:08 PM
my attorney s chsing me arond my mansio n as i sloppily post de tails o n ly the killer wo uld kno w
February 14, 2024 at 7:31 AM
wreck ya dick in Reykjavik ™
February 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
THE NEO LIBAREL NANNY STATE WANT/S YUO TO REMAIN DOCILE AN NOT OPEN THe PLANE DOOR MID FLIGHT
February 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
chat GPT please write to my children and ask them if they will speak to me again. in the style of Doctor Seuss
February 14, 2024 at 12:46 AM
using psychadelic drugs to widen my cognitive understanding of tax avasion
February 13, 2024 at 11:04 PM
am i fungible? daryl your my best bro (crying) youd tell me if i was fungible right
February 13, 2024 at 9:43 PM
here at Numbly … we're in this together. we're family. unfortunately ten percent of our family will be escorted by private security to "Meat Grinder One"
February 13, 2024 at 8:51 PM
your company needs to be disruptive. scrappy. innovative. the mujahideen, as polarizing as they may be,
February 13, 2024 at 7:43 PM