Ursula gets out a d20 at the panel and starts rolling it randomly. Annoying Panelist who finds this distracting: "Why are you doing that?" Ursula: "Rolling my Willpower Save vs Assholes"

I see what is happening here, with the barking.

Your dog is trying to elicit a per-slipper delivery surcharge.

Krampus as Kissinger is unfair to Krampus.

Well, to be fair Mothies, they do.

I've sent the link to hub for yule-to-valentines prezzies (I know you're in the UK so I'm taking a relaxed view of the shipping times).

I'll probably be instructed not to lick the candylike watercolors on their arrival

ohhhhh .... the link. The dangerous etsy link.
The shiny, candy like button...

You'd have thought the Emir would have made enough selling a new AF1 recently.

Weird timing of sale. I'm wondering what's going on there.