Rachel SJ
@zenofrachel.bsky.social
My Spouse’s Consensus: “Yeah, this is the only time I’m watching this film”
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My Spouse’s Consensus: “Yeah, this is the only time I’m watching this film”
“Is he humping the dress…?”
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“Is he humping the dress…?”
“Mind the CRT!! Jesus Christ!!…that’s the single worst tragedy of this movie!”
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Mind the CRT!! Jesus Christ!!…that’s the single worst tragedy of this movie!”
When Lisa is saying that there’s no baby: “So she really *is* a sociopath, isn’t she?”
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When Lisa is saying that there’s no baby: “So she really *is* a sociopath, isn’t she?”
“Whoever wrote this movie has a ‘feeding other people’ fetish”
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“Whoever wrote this movie has a ‘feeding other people’ fetish”
On the music: “This theme is getting very tiresome”
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
On the music: “This theme is getting very tiresome”
Lisa’s Mom: “I wasn’t in love when I married your father”
Lisa: “You never told me that!”
My spouse: “Jesus Christ!!”
Lisa: “You never told me that!”
My spouse: “Jesus Christ!!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Lisa’s Mom: “I wasn’t in love when I married your father”
Lisa: “You never told me that!”
My spouse: “Jesus Christ!!”
Lisa: “You never told me that!”
My spouse: “Jesus Christ!!”
“This movie can be summed up as: She’s (Lisa) is awful and his friend (Mark) has no spine”
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“This movie can be summed up as: She’s (Lisa) is awful and his friend (Mark) has no spine”
“Tee hee! It’s fun to cheat on your fiancé!” #justgirlythings #theroom
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“Tee hee! It’s fun to cheat on your fiancé!” #justgirlythings #theroom
When Johnny tackles Mark in the Park: “Yep, that’s how you play football!” 🏈
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When Johnny tackles Mark in the Park: “Yep, that’s how you play football!” 🏈
Here I am thinking that the music that’s played when Lisa and Mark are together sounds like the kind of music that can be easily rewritten to be Christian worship music
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Here I am thinking that the music that’s played when Lisa and Mark are together sounds like the kind of music that can be easily rewritten to be Christian worship music
“This guy (Mark) has like no will”
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“This guy (Mark) has like no will”
“Anyway, how’s your sex life”: 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“Anyway, how’s your sex life”: 🤔
“So far this movie seems like an episode of ‘Days of Our Lives’ than an actual movie”
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“So far this movie seems like an episode of ‘Days of Our Lives’ than an actual movie”
Of course Jimbo’s giving me a confused look when the guys are playing “football” in tuxs
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Of course Jimbo’s giving me a confused look when the guys are playing “football” in tuxs
Mark and Peter’s balcony scene: “WHAT?! That escalated quickly!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mark and Peter’s balcony scene: “WHAT?! That escalated quickly!”
“Love is b l i n d”
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Love is b l i n d”
When Lisa and her mom are talking: “So now he’s expected to contribute to other people’s down payments...?!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When Lisa and her mom are talking: “So now he’s expected to contribute to other people’s down payments...?!”
“Yep, this exactly how humans talk”
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“Yep, this exactly how humans talk”
“There’s no logical chain of events in Lisa framing Johnny. These points are connecting…”
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“There’s no logical chain of events in Lisa framing Johnny. These points are connecting…”
“Again, is this kid supposed to be going through puberty or is he an adult?! I don’t get it!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“Again, is this kid supposed to be going through puberty or is he an adult?! I don’t get it!”
“I feel like the person who wrote this film doesn’t understand humans at all”
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“I feel like the person who wrote this film doesn’t understand humans at all”
Laughing at my spouse’s even more quizzical face at the “I did not hit her” scene
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Laughing at my spouse’s even more quizzical face at the “I did not hit her” scene
Thinking about Danny: “Why is he acting like he’s 12 but looks like he’s 18?!”
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Thinking about Danny: “Why is he acting like he’s 12 but looks like he’s 18?!”
“That’s what every movie needs: More Bickering”
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“That’s what every movie needs: More Bickering”