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Peter Kamekona
@zenpsyko.bsky.social
Before they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the show.
Want to know how good I slept last night? I woke up this morning thinking it was tomorrow.
August 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My favorite names to call the president other than his own.

- Sien Heil, Commander of the the Turd Reich
- Dicktraitor
- Kim Jong Illiterate
- Pervert Hoover
- Groper Cleveland
- Genghis Convict
- Mango Manchurian Candidate
- Pumpkin Spice Pennywise.
- Flabamir Poopin
- President von Schitzenpantz
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can somebody please tell the people in Georgia keeping that woman alive that The Handmaid's Tale is NOT an instruction manual?! #AdrianaSmith
May 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm willing to bet that MAGA Republicans that want to suspend habeas corpus don't know their way around Labia Majora. #HabeusCorpus
May 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
There's only one band that I hate more than Nickelback, and that's Arcade Fire. The sound of a cat in heat is vastly preferable to any of their music. #arcadefiresucks
May 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The cold opening on this week's SNL is going to be a Bill Swerski's Superfan sketch, just watch #DaPope
May 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What about Sainthood for Mike Ditka? #DaPope
May 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Does this mean that they're going to put a Portillo's in the Vatican now? #DaPope
May 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The new Pope is from Chicago! Now all baptisms are going to be done with Italian beef juice. #DAPOPE!
May 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I found two empty halves of coconut in my house. I am 37 years old and it's past 11 at night. The urge is strong. #MontyPythonandTheHolyGrail
April 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
February 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay, who had billionaire giving Nazi salute in 2025 on their apocalypse bingo cards?
January 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
And just like that...it's gone. 8,000 followers. Not much, but it's more than I could have hoped for and now it's gone. P.S.: EVEN IF THAT CHEETO-DUSTED SHIT STAIN MANAGES TO BRING IT BACK FOR A BIT, HE CAN STILL EAT A DICK. #riptiktok #itwasfun
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Fuck the SCOTUS and fuck all the geriatric window lickers in Congress that supported it.
January 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Feel free to join in before it becomes illegal! #savetiktok #tiktokban
If this app is going down, I'm gonna take one last swing. I call this "Les Decrepides." Feel free to join in. #LesMiserbles #parody #Tiktokban #savetiktok #doyouhearthepeoplesing
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January 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
To "Do you Hear The People Sing?"

Do you hear the rednecks sing?
Singing the song of the inbred.
It is the music of a people
who've not read since they were ten.
When the teeth inside their mouth
exceeds the cell count in their brain.
You'll know that those who voted Trump
have since gone insane.
January 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I hope congress has 4 years of coloring pages set aside for the bills they'll be sending up.
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Been thinking about getting back into playing bass. Just ordered this 5-string starter kit off Amazon. We'll find out how it plays soon. #Bassplayer
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 AM
And the TikTok ban passed. Our government's priorities are fucked beyond measure.
Добро пожаловать в Америку.
#RIPTikTok
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Elon Musk now wants to buy Dungeons & Dragons? Why? If his purchase of Twitter is anything to go by, it's clear the man does not have the Midas touch. He has the Mierdas touch, meaning everything he touches turns to shit. #fuckElonMusk
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
@noobdereal.bsky.social

Possible KP3?

Playable
- Sonya
- Tremor
- Jax
- Judge Dredd
- Invincible
- Ash

Possibilities
MK Annihilation skins for Liu Kang, Jax, Sonya, Kitana, Sindel, and General Shao (voiced by their respective actors.)
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Picked up my favorite movie of all time from @ziarecords.bsky.social last night. #MontyPython #FavoriteMovies #IFartInYourGeneralDorection
November 28, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I joined this because I believe in free speech, not hate speech. #freespeechnothatespeech
November 15, 2024 at 4:33 AM