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i love that whenever there's meat in pokémon people are always quick to point out "wait so they EAT pokémon that's FUCKED UP". they're so close to figuring it out
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
decided to dump all my money into therapy as i think i'd prefer being homeless than living like this
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
did the eat slightly too many hot dogs challenge
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i was going to write a joke essay called "how dark souls makes you a better person" then i looked it up and actually found one
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i hate to use the computer i wish i could explode it
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
folks i tried out hypixel's insanely fucked up version of skyblock and i have to say i'm not entirely sure hytale will be all that good
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my accent was so bad 5+ years ago why did anyone hang around me
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my telegram is owlhoods, my discord is imzephie, i made a server discord.gg/qyct22m9FJ i've given you all the ammo to bully me. Do your worsed
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
playing a video game and not writing about it. forgotten how to do this
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
been having frequent panic attacks the past couple weeks please don't expect much out of me
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
how do we feel about diverting all my attention to becoming a gamerstreamer as a last ditch effort to afford to live
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
might read every single comment as a fun prank on my brain
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
boys blowing up my phone phone asking how they can give me $5 and i'm tired of telling them it's ko-fi.com/zephiedotnet
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November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
messaging people on facebook i haven't spoken to in 10 years to ask what they think of this
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sorry to everyone who has been mildly owned by my compulsion to reset my life and everybody i know every few years. rest assured i am the one who has been most owned by it overall
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
me when i play animal crossing for the gamecube www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqT...
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the only two things i say are "it's hot in topeka" when it's hot and "for the love of everything fraggable" when it's cold. the rest of the year i'm silent
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
many have asked about the true meaning of this comic and i think it's time i commented on it. for all those who were wondering, yes, it is actually about being put inside a sphere that hurts you when you're in it
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November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
just learned australia target has nothing to do with america target. turns out i don't know what it's like to be inside a target. feel like everything's falling apart around me
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
when i was a kid i so bad wanted those instant fast food packets from spy kids. now i just want love
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
discord server with 5 active users and 28 channels. do NOT let me catch your ass discussing home-cooked food in the takeout channel
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
can't afford the therapy i need but i'm making an effort by being too anxious to have an appetite so i don't have to spend money on food
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[at normal volume to everyone at a protest] i bet you're fun at parties
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
nice flashy profile animations you paid discord for dude would be a shame if someone were to use an add-on that turns all that shit off
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM