DA: Objection, immaterial to the case at hand

Judge: No I’m curious too now. Overruled.

“Each of us are merely players” no, William, what an actor-brained thing to say. There are directors, producers, propmasters, costumers… has this guy been to the fucking theatre before damn

if it was 2014 I could go absolutely viral with a buzzfeed listicle about “Life of a Showgirl Songs as Alabama Crimson Tide Losses”

some of these showgirl songs sound like the FSU loss idk

3. I’m Extrapolating What You Did Last Summer Based On a Data Set of What You Did Previous Summers

2. The Nature of Being is Such That I Can Never Truly Know What You Did Last Summer

1. Oh Boy I Wonder What You’re Going to Do This Summer (prequel)

And of course the ironic twist that you can’t even buy them in bulk