possum around the christmas tree
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dm, software dev, adorable possum eating out of the trash can of ideology
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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[ADVISER]: Ok team we have to delay more Epstein Files again. We’ll announce on christmas eve. Let’s try to get through this news cycle quietly
[TRUMP]:
[TRUMP]:
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[ADVISER]: Ok team we have to delay more Epstein Files again. We’ll announce on christmas eve. Let’s try to get through this news cycle quietly
[TRUMP]:
[TRUMP]:
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spiritomb should be cool but unfortunately I've always thought it looked like a slice of mortadella
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
spiritomb should be cool but unfortunately I've always thought it looked like a slice of mortadella
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Finally...the good part of youtube
![A drawing of four youtube thumbnails and titles. They read “I become a rare 1993 Chicken Patty MRE,” “ASMR: You are dehydrated Beef Ration from the Second Boer War,” “K-Ration Shocks Québécois Accountant by speaking perfect French,” and “Hypnosis: You are a 2500 kcal 24 hour ration [warning][real]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:syrbaogvw7o42kuv3doca37r/bafkreigq6ps2riwgcm4vrm4doutq6qfnbmqoejyznkelejvjgrhvd6d2qa@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally...the good part of youtube
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Good morning and happy winter solstice
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good morning and happy winter solstice
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
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christmas, just a week away!
YouTube video by Troom Troom RANTS
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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⚠️ ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED ⚠️
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
⚠️ ALERT ALERT ALERT THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED ⚠️
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.
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Mikku Häätsunen ja Luuka Meguriinä
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Mikku Häätsunen ja Luuka Meguriinä
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man I hate when the imperialist boomerang comes back home this shit sucks
And just a reminder, there is legal US precedent from 2012 for the government killing Americans via drone strike. That was overseas, but still a precedent set that the Trump admin can now cite.
The new DOJ memo for implementing NSPM-7 calls for bounties and a network of informants: “FBI shall establish a cash reward system for information... [and] establish cooperators to provide information and eventually testify against other members and leadership of domestic terrorist organizations.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
man I hate when the imperialist boomerang comes back home this shit sucks
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a lot of you do this and it needs to be said.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of you do this and it needs to be said.
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i was actually thinking about quitting caffeine again but this is my sign to have another cup of coffee if the new york times thinks i shouldn't
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i was actually thinking about quitting caffeine again but this is my sign to have another cup of coffee if the new york times thinks i shouldn't
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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HAVING THIS ON BY DEFAULT IS A CRIME
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
HAVING THIS ON BY DEFAULT IS A CRIME
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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wiring this up to a smart bulb that knows when i'm out of soju
Oh shit I found my RGB lightbulb
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
wiring this up to a smart bulb that knows when i'm out of soju
gonna look like Ebenezer Scrooge running out of his home if the quesarito is actually coming back this month
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
gonna look like Ebenezer Scrooge running out of his home if the quesarito is actually coming back this month
If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon (my suffering is immense)
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you see this, post your favorite Pokemon (my suffering is immense)
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