zeppofan.bsky.social
@zeppofan.bsky.social
My Grandfather was an electrician, so I feel his presence when the lights in my house STOP flickering.
January 6, 2026 at 6:57 AM
My vow is to come see you at the cafe, as soon as the weather breaks!!
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
So is the stove the one that gets hot around dinnertime or the cold one I get my beer out of?
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wonderful metaphor. It took Walt Disney thousands of hours to create The Sorcerers Apprentice, and this guy delivered the same thematic content in 4 seconds.
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This bus-on-bus violence has to stop.
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bill Clinton’s accent, folksiness, and word choices were exactly calculated for the latitude and longitude of wherever he was standing. I’m sure your dog was wondering if you were harboring Presidential ambitions.
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This book is a page turner and a great read… now a great listen, too!
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Also, Jake's looking way too chipper these days, so I'm hoping for the 15 minute version of ALL TOO WELL.
August 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yes, I'm so glad it will be out in time for football season, so we'll all have lots to talk about during the game.
August 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Love it! Nice work!
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We miss y'all!
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Orlando used to be one of my favorite airports, but the last time I was there it was so overrun it was like everyone was trying to flee Casablanca.
May 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We'll be up to 110 by tomorrow, and back down to 45 degrees later in the evening. Living in Chicago is like having your inquisitors dunk you in boiling hot and freezing cold water to get you to confess.
May 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I carry a packet of cigarettes at all times, which I can use to bribe the screws in El Salvador. Letters should be addressed to Miguel McGeeverando.
May 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m very much hoping to someday write a play someone wants to steal. It’s important for writers to have goals.
April 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This cuts the number of voters by nearly half, and Francis appointed over half of the newbies. His Holiness was no fool.
April 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yes. You can’t vote if you’re over 80. The future of my church is left to a bunch of wild ass 70 year olds who aren’t even in diapers yet.
April 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When you’re too old to vote in a papal conclave, it’s time to consider ceding power to a younger person in their sixties or seventies. We need newer old approaches.
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Everybody needs somebody.
January 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This isn’t about economics or policy. This is about Trump being the alpha orangutan for his base.
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
She looks like the rest of us feel.
January 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Protecting us from terrorists is serious, but my sense of it is she’s going to spend her time staging border stunts for the base.
January 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
At a moment that we needed Henry V, we got Hamlet.
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM