Me after four straight patches about the Ninth and about how everyone who lives in Solution Nine is a colossal weenie: "alexandria SUCKS i go to BED"

based based based

I can tell~

Use your words 😉

Being squirmy and easily flustered is another

I'm sure you'd make a very good toy, eagerness is an underrated virtue

Horny toy thoughts are the best kind tbh

yeah Sorrows of Werlyt is so focused on Gaius and the kids the Weapons are more supplemental/borderline windowdressing as opposed to as you say 6.x being like "here is an archfiend, clap and leave"

You're forgetting the periods of contentment after someone says you've been a good toy and maybe even getting a reward for it (good toys being broken toys obv)

It's fun for the toy being broken too!

Damn I fully deleted the Weapon trial series from my brain

Okay but literally every single facet of the game's presentation in combat is directly copied from Clair Obscur except for it having no QTEs for ability execution so like... that spade sure is a spade.

It's literally just been "AC Cloud outfit" and "Meteor was a thing" yeah?

please tell me it involves Thancred crying over his body and reviving him with the tears like a Disney princess

Broke: vanilla sex
Woke: being a dehumanised plaything

Phenomenal work as always!

Yeah it's really frustrating how certain people are like "if you have a problem with this scene you're 14 and don't understand that these are fictional characters" when it's actually extremely normal to criticise a piece of fiction for moneyshifting a 'serious-to-comedy' tonal juxtaposition.

"Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog (deadname)..."