Zerith
@zerithinium.bsky.social
Do yall ever just stop and think about how crazy life would be if skeletons were real?
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Zerith
@zerithinium.bsky.social
· Nov 1
Show me how to rizz, it’s alright.
Show me how sigma you really are.
Skibidy and empty inside.
Gyatts alright, let’s give this another try!
Show me how sigma you really are.
Skibidy and empty inside.
Gyatts alright, let’s give this another try!
Does anyone else ever get the random urge to just rip out an oligarchs throat with their bare teeth, or that just a me thing?
February 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Does anyone else ever get the random urge to just rip out an oligarchs throat with their bare teeth, or that just a me thing?
Idk man, I’ve always felt like a big pizza pie hitting me in the eye would probably hurt a whole lot, let alone the moon.
December 1, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Idk man, I’ve always felt like a big pizza pie hitting me in the eye would probably hurt a whole lot, let alone the moon.
Thanksgiving accomplished! Time for a second nap
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Thanksgiving accomplished! Time for a second nap
Eating French’s fried onions straight out of the container the way god intended
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Eating French’s fried onions straight out of the container the way god intended
The look of horror on my southern grandmothers face as I explain to her that the only cosmic entity I deem worthy of worship is the earth itself.
November 28, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The look of horror on my southern grandmothers face as I explain to her that the only cosmic entity I deem worthy of worship is the earth itself.
I finally understand why all the old men in my family take early naps on thanksgiving, it’s like a time machine to dinner, AND you don’t have to talk to those pesky relatives.
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM
I finally understand why all the old men in my family take early naps on thanksgiving, it’s like a time machine to dinner, AND you don’t have to talk to those pesky relatives.
DANG IT! I spilled my creative juices all over the floor again.
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
DANG IT! I spilled my creative juices all over the floor again.
Visiting family that I haven’t seen in almost a decade and learning that me and my cousin both like pineapple on pizza. Maybe extended relatives aren’t so bad after all.
November 27, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Visiting family that I haven’t seen in almost a decade and learning that me and my cousin both like pineapple on pizza. Maybe extended relatives aren’t so bad after all.
The enshitification of my pant: a memoir of my trips to Taco Bell
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
The enshitification of my pant: a memoir of my trips to Taco Bell
Do you think armadillos realize that they are gods perfect creatures? Or are they just kinda vibing
November 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Do you think armadillos realize that they are gods perfect creatures? Or are they just kinda vibing
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Optometrist: you need new glasses
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Optometrist: you need new glasses
November 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Optometrist: you need new glasses
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Optometrist: you need new glasses
My body is a machine that turns 30 minute naps into full blown 8 hour snooze fests
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My body is a machine that turns 30 minute naps into full blown 8 hour snooze fests
Some days I really wish she hadn’t tattooed herself on the inside of my eyelids
November 22, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Some days I really wish she hadn’t tattooed herself on the inside of my eyelids
Me, Slumbering: fuck yeah, I love slumbering.
Me when my slumber is disturbed by theiving adventurers: Noo! My slumber!
Me when my slumber is disturbed by theiving adventurers: Noo! My slumber!
November 14, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Me, Slumbering: fuck yeah, I love slumbering.
Me when my slumber is disturbed by theiving adventurers: Noo! My slumber!
Me when my slumber is disturbed by theiving adventurers: Noo! My slumber!
Currently considering the health benefits of shitting myself as hard as I possibly can on purpose. Haven’t thought of any yet but I’ll let y’all know if I do.
November 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Currently considering the health benefits of shitting myself as hard as I possibly can on purpose. Haven’t thought of any yet but I’ll let y’all know if I do.
Really struggling to find my whimsy today. Could’ve sworn I set it down around here somewhere.
November 6, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Really struggling to find my whimsy today. Could’ve sworn I set it down around here somewhere.
I now present my favorite panel ever from Grappler Baki
November 5, 2024 at 8:32 AM
I now present my favorite panel ever from Grappler Baki
I don’t post good shit, but I do shitpost
November 5, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I don’t post good shit, but I do shitpost
Oh to be a lizard lying on a big rock in the sun
November 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Oh to be a lizard lying on a big rock in the sun
Going through an old art book and I feel like I really popped off with this one
November 5, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Going through an old art book and I feel like I really popped off with this one
My doctor: you should really eat more vegetables
Me, who knows that botanically speaking there is NO SUCH THING AS A VEGETABLE: actually…
Me, who knows that botanically speaking there is NO SUCH THING AS A VEGETABLE: actually…
November 4, 2024 at 10:49 PM
My doctor: you should really eat more vegetables
Me, who knows that botanically speaking there is NO SUCH THING AS A VEGETABLE: actually…
Me, who knows that botanically speaking there is NO SUCH THING AS A VEGETABLE: actually…
Show me how to rizz, it’s alright.
Show me how sigma you really are.
Skibidy and empty inside.
Gyatts alright, let’s give this another try!
Show me how sigma you really are.
Skibidy and empty inside.
Gyatts alright, let’s give this another try!
November 1, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Show me how to rizz, it’s alright.
Show me how sigma you really are.
Skibidy and empty inside.
Gyatts alright, let’s give this another try!
Show me how sigma you really are.
Skibidy and empty inside.
Gyatts alright, let’s give this another try!
How many pieces would it take to make Reece whole again?
October 29, 2024 at 3:29 PM
How many pieces would it take to make Reece whole again?
Just remembered a classic
October 29, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Just remembered a classic