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Zerker
@zerker.bsky.social
💜@meimeimeixie, 💙ririsu. Poly+Pan, Cyclist, Software Dork, Control Systems, Candles, Nail Polish

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I anthro the machines I work on because if I am not nice, patient, and graceful with them, they will kill me, or worse, someone else.
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Definitely have one or two comm ideas written down which revolve around being seduced and then pissed that they can't actually deliver for that long.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
That shadow in absolutely insane!
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
You do play a lot of games. I bet you'd also love the challenge of figuring out how to stream your game to the TV, but still capture it, and get twitch integration working.
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Me: "This can't be my doctor..."

Remembering how he said "well everyone has hearing loss or ringing these days because of headphones and earbuds"

Oh no
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I should buy some stouts this weekend. It's been so long...
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Who says pirates can't be from Texas?
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Week three will feature someone starting a war because they wanted to go to the aquarium.
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Oh the other hand, this is replicating performance from a time trail from 3-4 months ago! So good to know I can nearly replicate that performance without race inspiration.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Let's come up with a new endian format where it swaps orders arbitrarily.
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
We all just have to agree on a new port.
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I had a spam bot reply to a question I had posted nearly a decade ago, and I at least I got to do the thing of "Oh, I know the answer to this now! I've grown!"
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 AM
First workout after a break is always a slog. It takes me at least 3 hard bike rides to feel not awful.
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
It's never occured to me until just now that the blank between negatives is just unexposed film.
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I had an issue like this. My particular issue/fix was actually a monitor - I had my Valve Index plugged into the first DP slot. Switching it so a traditional monitor was in the first DP slot fixed it.

Just something simple to try.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM