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looks a _lot_ like results for "marthinsen lemon fork"
a small silver-plated fork with two tines that curve outward at their ends: a lemon fork, apparently
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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you'll like this
Nominees for the Narrative category at the BAFTA game awards for games from 2022, showing that Immortality won over A Plague Tale: Requiem, Citizen Sleeper, God of War Ragnarok, Pentiment, and Stray
January 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Legal experts have said there is no law against pointing out what the law says.
A passage from a Washington Post article, reading "Kelly’s conduct, Hegseth alleged, violates two articles of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, the laws governing behavior in the U.S. military. The defense secretary specifically cited Article 133 — “conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman” — and Article 134, a catchall that military officials use to target behavior they believe is bad for good order and discipline." A highlighted passage then reads "Legal experts have said there is no law against pointing out what the law says."
January 6, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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you'll be unsurprised at the Times's immediate gloss
A New York Times headline: "Mamdani Revokes Executive Orders That Adams Signed to Support Israel." Also a subhead: "Former Mayor Eric Adams and some conservative-leaning Jewish leaders criticized the revocation of his executive orders, one of which he signed just last month."
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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A Steam Replay page summarizing games I played in 2022. A headline reads "This year, you played a variety of different games" but the games it shows are Yakuza 4, Yakuza 5, and Yakuza 6
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa with text from Jeffrey Epstein's emails saying "hope opposite of despair"
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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the forbidden knowledge
A copy of Roget's Thesaurus
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The University of Austin faculty pose for a photo with Texas governor Greg Abbott, with the sign "We Demand To Be Taken Seriously" from Arrested Development photoshopped on
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A text box in the style of Final Fantasy 7, showing Hojo saying "...Do you guys not have phones?"
May 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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A frame from the movie "Mission: Impossible" showing Tom Cruise hanging from the ceiling while using a computer
April 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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so-called "friends" when they see how many tabs i have open
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge (1991)
The Largo Embargo! It's a tax on ships coming or going... But it's a HUGE tax that no captain on this island can afford. That fool Largo doesn't know when to stop.
April 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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erasure in progress at the dentist office
Large pink letters saying "GBT" sitting on a counter
March 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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A frame from the movie "Love, Actually," with a man holding up a card saying "to me, you are perfect"
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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the January change leading to everyone's confusion, making a slight downward revision of the reported amount by 7.992 billion dollars
February 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Unification II," 1991.
Screenshot of a Romulan from Star Trek: The Next Generation, with a subtitle that reads "Things are not as they were in the Senate. The old leaders have lost the respect of the people."
February 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Sickening portrait of our greatest enemies
Photo of a book titled "A Day in the Life of Canada." Two children are pictured on the cover: a girl in a white dress holding a baseball bat, and a boy holding a cat. They are among history's greatest monsters.
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I Read These Ikea Instructions, Then Immediately Built This Dresser
A preview of a New York Times article with the headline "I Read This Recipe, Then Immediately Made This Soup"
January 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Looks like Santa came early this year
A pile of toilet paper rolls, next to a piece of paper that reads "I bought the wrong brand. Take some or all. Happy Holidays!"
December 7, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Comic panel of Batman from "The Dark Knight Returns." Batman is snapping a gun in half, but the gun has been replaced with the text "the Referer header." Batman is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
November 29, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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I went out of my way a while ago to reconstitute the old Flash map that used to go with this article when it was first posted, so all can see the epic journey as it was meant to be seen
A map showing Grimes and William Gratz's attempted houseboat journey down the Mississippi River, showing that over the course of three weeks they traveled all the way from northern Minneapolis to central Minneapolis
November 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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thanks, "Pamela," for giving my phone number to some political operation years ago so I can enjoy this forever
A list of blocked spam political text messages addressed to "Pamela," which is not my name
November 2, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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the paper of record
An issue of the Falls Church News-Press, with a large headline in all capital letters reading "Washington Post Won't Endorse, But We Do: Harris For President"
November 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Former FCC chairman Ajit Pai drinking from a comically large Reese's mug, his most relatable act while in office
October 19, 2024 at 4:41 PM