You were shaking when you took it.
A screenshot. A receipt. A little proof you weren’t crazy.

But baby…
metadata is a narc.
She spills everything: the time, the place, the phone in your hand.

Protect your secrets like you protect your heart.

i built her from burner emails, false birthdays, and malbec.
she doesn’t flinch. she doesn’t exist.

she opens tabs you never clear.
signs up, signs off, slips through.

you want a real alias?
i’ve got you.

Date Like a Spy: OPSEC for the emotionally available.
no, you cannot haz key.

They can have your smile.
They can crave your voice.
They do not get root access.

This one’s for the romantics with red flags folded into origami.
The ones who know foreplay starts with threat modeling.

accidentally wrote a whole blog series about my post quantum cryptography questions.

wasn’t the plan. kept going anyway.

final post just went up.
not for physicists but it might be for you.

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When is the Tenable vs Microsoft cage match scheduled?

What’s your favorite security framework and why is it NIST SP 800-53?

take me back

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